Torgone:
Cher's doctors prepare her for her next comeback tour.
ArchHallJr:
. o O That's right... slower... a little to the left... mmmmmmmmm... oh yeah, just like that... mmmmmmmmmmm O o .
da_upstart:
"This is what's wrong with Tor Johnson. His sparkplugs need to be changed."
WEIRD_1:
How do you clean your colon?
AAAron333:
For his birthday this year, Generik is getting a MAJOR overhaul. Thank God a new liver is included in the upgrade package!!!
chilwil (they call me Fishstick):
Upon hearing that chilwil actually kind of likes Governor Schwarznegger (in a not funny ha ha sort of way) the National Republican Party removes Arnie's backbone and replaces it with hammered gold leaf from their archive of stolen Gideon Bibles.
Beedo:
With the final elections still months away, Bush's technicians make sure he'll keep opearting until they can get Obamatron 2008 online.
UpSky2:
R. Daneel Olivaw, The Golden Years.
Racerex:
Sure, the Terminators looked human enough. They could eat and drink like real people. But on too many occasions, their cover was blown due to their inability to pass gas. Scientists decided to fix that problem. immediately.
Tumbler:
Mitt Romney has his Mormon chip swapped out for a Scientology update, in preparation for the 2012 run for President. "So, I guess Edna Tumblad will have to be my only wive now?"
suggs:
Ah, here it is... The factory forgot the spleen again. What's that inspector number?
flavio:
I told him not to unscrew his bellybutton, fer cryin' out loud.
Agent_Moldy:
Technicians are hard at work, putting the final touches on...
"ROBO-GOATSE!"
This fall, on TV From Hell.
Steve_Reeves:
When high colonics go wrong...
DancingQueen:
GWBush goes in for the works every 12,000 miles.
cambria36:
Surgeons at Walter Reed Hospital never realized how deep George Bush's hemmoroids were until yesterday's operation. Said one, "He's asshole from top to bottom."
Wookie96:
A previously classified photo from Cheney's first heart operation.
JoeCrow:
Turning lead into gold was the easy part.
Shitting the goldbricks was a lot tougher for scientists to achieve
JediClone:
Robin Williams goes in for Xtreme Electrolosis:
"There's hair on the man's SPINE! How the Hell is that possible?"
IMissMST3K:
Bob and Jesus tweak the inner workings of the newest IBS Doll to ensure that bowel movements are precarious, at best.
JAUSTRALIS/FLAMINGSQUIRREL23:
"Al Gore goes in for an oil change & 100,000 mile tune up"
meQal:
Govenor Arnold Schwarzenegger goes for his annual tune up.
Annakie7:
"Well!"
Yep, Andy's wife REALLY tore him a new one when he forgot to do the dishes last night!
Generik:
"We can rebuild him. We can make him bigger, stronger, faster... and we can give him one hell of a nice ass."
"Niiiice."
Lanzman:
"Here's your problem. This thing is set for 'evil'."
Daleman:
Behind the scenes at the Mitt Romney for President campaign headquarters. The real reason why Mitt had to drop out of the race was because parts were not available.
Amon:
"See? I TOLD you that the back bone was connected to the neck bone!"