Generik:
Teresa wonders about the wisdom of a drive-through baptism service, especially knowing how long-winded Pastor Barney can be at times.
cambria36:
Honey? Remember you reminded me to check with our mechanic to see if we had water in the fuel line?
It would be a waste of time; I'm positive it's true.
Motis:
Potholes: Gateway to heroin holes. ARE YOUR CHILDREN SAFE? Find out tonight on Newswatch Eleven!
Steve_Reeves:
Howard? Yeah, you know how you're always onto me about cleaning out the inside of my car? I think you'll be happy to know it's gotten a good wash.
Racerex:
Madge's husband, Benny, didn't realize the salesman was only kidding when he said that the new Civic could travel underwater like Speed Racer's Mach 5.
NightTrain:
"I think I flooded it."
Wookie96:
"Man, that was great...lets see if we can get the ambulance to fall for it too!"
WEIRD_1:
Hello...
Yes, I'd like to report a pothole...
Yes, I'll hold...
AAAron333:
Next time I'll spring for valet parking...
Lanzman:
Dolores reflects on the folly of yelling at the highway department for making too much noise in the morning while fixing potholes.
flavio:
Damn Kennedys are in town again.
nashtbrutusandshort:
Momma choked back tears as Peter left for his freshman year at Atlantis A&M.
DancingQueen:
"Of all the times to leave the kids in the car...!"
Beedo:
So we finally meet the famous Mrs. Webb from the Bob Newhart sketch!
ArchHallJr:
. o O Did I leave the iron on? O o .
Suggs:
I hope my clothes line is up to this...
*slash, maul*
Agent_Moldy:
*sniff* "Oh, WHY didn't I insist it take swimming lessons?"
TyranosaurisRex:
"Honey, the Bates kid has been using our pond again."
UnReality:
The Lady of the Lake has got herself one sweet ride!
lil_amish:
The real tragedy here is not that her Acura is submerged in a sink-hole...the REAL tragedy is that outfit! Am I right, ladies?
Tumbler:
"Frank?! Thank God you're alive! Save my ABBA CDs... NO, forget the Classical stuff, those are Bubba's."
tinaw:
.oO When are they gonna fill this hole in? That's the 3rd car I've lost this week! Oo.
Amon:
Floods in Denver, Colorado. Still think global warming is a myth?
enigk:
For Sale: 1998 Honda Civic. 53k miles. Power doors / windows. 6 disc CD changer. Previous owner was a little old lady who only drove into septic system once. $3000 OBO. Call Ted at Chappaquiddick Motors 508-627-GLUG.
scypha:
"Hey Linda? It's Debbie. Listen, are you going to the hair salon today? You are? Then avoid Tenth Street at all costs. Why? Oh, no particular reason..."
da_upstart:
"Why the hell did I buy a car made out of chocolate in the summer?"
wd40:
A whole new youtube take on the legend of Atlantis!
Chebby:
After passing the barricades with a passing glance, Marge faces the realization of the meaning of "no through traffic" a bit too late. Another unfortunate victim of texting while driving.
Daleman:
I just don't know what all the fuss in Louisiana was about. Hurricane Katrina doesn't look all that bad. Mind you, I do feel sorry for this woman and her possessions but 82 billion dollars for cleanup of a pothole and a puddle seems a bit much. Dam the Democrats!
[If there is someone that I did not offend with this cap, please contact me and I will get right on it. Thank you.
Yours always, Dale(man)]
Pay no attention to the cars: she's just behaving like a normal depressive.
WEIRD_1:
Honey. Yeah, I got the car washed like you asked.