Generik:
Good Catholic girl that she is, Annie surreptitiously pokes a hole in every single condom she inspects. "That'll keep those heathen bastards from violating God's laws!" she says, smugly, to herself.
Agent_Moldy:
Ribbed for her OSHA-approved workstation.
JoeCrow:
Nacho Condoms
Thanks Frito Lay
jurassicpork:
For all you fans of Crab Rangoon, I hate to be the one to break this to you...
cambria36:
Oriental factory worker thinks she's packing condoms (in reality they're IUD's) and thinks to herself, "No wonder American G.I.s defeat little-dicked Nipponese soldiers."
fishstick:
New Item: Asian condom. With fortune inside.
TyranosaurisRex:
Disposing of used female condoms is a tough job, but somebody has to do it.
scypha:
ooO Damn you little rats
Have you ever wondered how those condoms were always rolled up before they're packaged? Now you know!
WEIRD_1:
How much BBQ pig snout can you eat?
Beedo:
Yeah, I only WISH my output required the employ of two people just to handle the waste.
Amon:
So THAT'S why Honey Comb cereal has got that wierd taste now!
DancingQueen:
So some chinese food *is* made of rubber o-rings!
UnReality:
"Why the sad face? They're ribbed for YOUR pleasure!"
da_upstart:
Meanwhile at the condom recycling center...
Steve_Reeves:
...that reminds me, I have to get a new bladder for my bagpipe tonight...
Racerex:
Inspired by the success of IHOP, Winkler Pharmaceuticals opened up its first IHOD, the "International House of Diaphragms." Dishes come with either marina or meat sauce.
*slash, maul*
porpoise:
They'll pull any stunt to sell potato chips.
Lanzman:
McDonald's introduces Condom Crisps! Prevent unwanted pregnancies AND enjoy a tasty snack!
Wookie96:
Of course they didn't say what the plant recycled when she was hired on...
AAAron333:
These pork rinds sure look chewy!
Daleman:
Now in nacho cheese flavor.