Lanzman:
Brokeback Krypton
Generik:
The Buffalo Shots record their first victory, with Buffalo Shot forward Nick Malissio reminding everyone that a nice basket is worth "two."
Scypha:
Here we have the 1973 Kryptonian National Basketball Team. Ironically, Jor-El (better known to us Earthlings as Superman) is not pictured. He was actually the waterboy that year.
Janx:
Answering the question "What were nerds like before computers were invented?"
Zee:
That dude on the bottom is so happy! He must love the smell of ball sweat.
TyranosaurisRex:
This team was undefeated until an opposing team started using kryptonite cups in their jock straps.
Amon:
Quentin Tarantino, Rob Reiner, Erik Estrada, David Schwimmer, and Nicholas Cage made a surprisingly good first string line-up.
flavio:
Hey American Dream Team! You think you can beat Czech Republic Superman Team? Well think two times, my friend! We get so much of the air, you will cry all down your party dresses when we rain down on you from the sky. Also, our dunking skills can not be matched. We make the Michael Jordan look like Vernon Jordan. Hock tooey! We lay in wait for you.
Buffoon:
o/` We're Thuper! Thanks for asking!... o/'
meQal:
And here is the starting line-up for your Podunk Slugs...
wd40:
Guys, is this all you could come up with after Doomsday killed him? You really have to rethink this before I'll give it a green light!
UpSky2:
George, Paul, Geraldo, somebody, and Jerry Garcia sure made a Super team. (A pity it meant breaking up the Beatles, the Dead, um, and somebody. Oh well.)
nastinkers:
Don Imus's dream team: White men in little shorts.
AAAron333:
Little known fact: The Navy's Ultra Elite Commando Unit, The "Super" S.E.A.L.s, are spear-heading the ongoing search for Osama Bin Laden.
They blend in well amongst the native peoples.
Mystic_Cobra:
The white version of the Harlem Globetrotters never quite took off.
BuckFifty:
Ted "Tall Drink" Haines (back row, 2nd from left) shows how many times he's seen William "Bald Peanuts" Forsyth's (back row, 3rd from left) ...um... bald peanuts, due to William's super short shorts. It appears not all infractions happen on the court... this one happened on the... short!
Huh? Huh? *boo* *hiss* *tossed rocks hit BuckFifty* OW!!! Jeesus... fergetit...
Nyssa23:
The only team ever to lose to the Washington Generals.
nashtbrutusandshort:
The members of Yes dominated the 1975 Prog Rock Amateur Basketball League.
cambria36:
Only one guy on this team has TWO balls; can you spot him?
Steve_Reeves:
Our coacha Meestah Borat, he say we gotta gooda chance enter Ahn Bee Ehh draft thisa year. We hopa theese draft notta too cold fah us een thesea cute uniforms!
WEIRD_1:
That's not the only ball James likes to palm.
lil_amish:
Ladies and gentlemen... The Rolling Stones!
Daleman:
After Don Imus's comments, the Rutgers woman's basketball program was updated.