Lanzman:
Sadly for the Hendersons, Puss has just heard the story about that tiger in San Francisco and is already plotting a horrible vengeance.
Racerex:
Watch out, the Incredible Hulk's cat is getting angry .... !
Generik:
"I know I said this at the beginning of 2005, 2006 and 2007, but this time I mean it: You will PAY for this in 2008. Your shoes, your couch cushions and your linen closet will not be safe. You will spend the next year regretting how you humiliated me on this night, I swear this to you on all that is holy."
wd40:
Of course I'm happy, it's just that I have to write all those thank you notes to the Bruins for the lovely New Year's Eve gang bang!
lil_amish:
"I am SO going to poop in your shoes when your back is turned, wiseass!"
DancingQueen:
I think she means "Happy Mew Year."
cambria36:
Enough pussy will make for a very happy new year.
Tumbler:
ooO Damn you little rats
"... and thusly the mice had thwarted Binkykins for yet another 52 weeks... plus Leap Year's Day."
GizM:
Nothing like getting some pussy for the new year.
Janx:
.oO(Your new couch is forfeit.)
WEIRD_1:
Welcome to the year of the Cat
JoeCrow:
Get in my belly
questor:
The dog refused and they cut his nuts off. Didn't seem like a good choice to me.
Steve_Reeves:
OK, OK, I'm cute and adorable and millions of people will laugh at the clever caption you'll post on my picture. So NOW can I "has" a cheeseburger, please?
Hold the mustard. I'm allergic.
Daleman:
Well, this is still better than the mistletoe they hung on me for Christmas.
Agent_Moldy:
Awww, Slay-bee New Year is so cuuu -- G'YAHH!
*slash, maul*
Amon:
"It's bad enough that they're making me wear this fucking thing. But couldn't the drunk bastards have at least put it on straight?"
Beedo:
When I said I wanted to get a little pussy on New Year's . . . oh, never mind!
scypha:
"If I ever get a hold of the one who glued this damned thing on my head, they will get their eyes clawed out!"
da_upstart:
When I said I wanted green-eyed pussy for new years, that's not what I meant...
UpSky2:
Getting drunk on N.Y. Eve always did give me bad cases of forced perspective like this one.
Motis:
"Well, little girl, I would put something in your stocking, but I can see you're not wearing any tonight. How about some ones in the G-string? Ho, ho, ho!"
fishstick:
i iz baby new year. get the fuck outz my face.
Batqueen:
"You idiots! I told you three times, it was supposed to say 'Happy MEW Year!' *sigh...* Just get me a martini."
Loodvig:
"Gee, thanks for the hat. Oh, and you need to clean up the hairball I just coughed up on your brand new Wii."
WEIRD_1:
How about a little pussy this year?
Laurie2k:
"My owner's first resolution was 'I'm going to take things away from you for the common good, starting with your left ear.'"