Lanzman:
With Christmas over, the jolly old elf recharges his jolly old elf.
wd40:
You just gotta be naughty to be nice on Boxing Day!
Daleman:
You just made the nice list Crystal.
Motis:
HOS! HOS! HOS!
Generik:
When she was younger, Dakota used to get presents from Santa for being nice. Once she got a little older, she discovered that she got a lot more and a lot better presents from him by being naughty. Very, very naughty.
UnReality:
"Ho ho, ho."
lil_amish_elf:
Santa visits the Britney Spears residence last on his Holiday delivery route.
AAAron333:
Santa checks up on the "good" little girls, and makes sure they are enjoying the "toys" he brought them.
DancingQueen:
o/' "On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... (come on, all together now!) NINE LADIES DANCING..." o/'
Steve_Reeves:
"Hey, Santa, is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
CindyM:
~oO Santa Baby, hand over a hundred or two, for me? Can't you see I'm a good girl, Santa Baby, let's get together and party toniiiiiiiight! Oo~
TyranosaurisRex:
"Just call me piss-whiskers!"
WEIRD_1:
That's the one I want Santa but I'll also take her sister. I've been a good little Capper this year.
WEIRD_1
Seltaeb:
"I'll definitely be coming down her chimney..."
Amon:
A bizarre cross-over story of "Miracle on 34th Street," "Star Trek," and "Showgirls."
meQal:
Here we see Santa hard at work finding out if Bunni is naughty or nice.
cambria36:
"Santa knows who's naughty.
tinaw:
Santa, once again happily fulfilling his mission to rescue *another* Mrs. Claus from the tragedy of "clear heels."
Racerex:
So THAT'S where he came up with that "Ho-Ho" business...
Agent_Moldy:
"Ho-ho-ho! And a couple of other ladies, too."
Laurie2K:
"A shot of sealing caulk and those little 'accidents' of yours could be a thing of the past."
scypha:
"Well, little girl, I would put something in your stocking, but I can see you're not wearing any tonight. How about some ones in the G-string? Ho, ho, ho!"
Chebby:
"Definately nice....."
IMissMST3k:
"Ring-a-ling-a-ding-dong, honey! My mistletoe, jingle bells, and Hickory Farm's Big stick are ready and waiting!"
Wookie96:
**I wonder if she'll let me put her 'present' in that box...**
da_upstart:
Where Santa goes on Dec 31