Laurie2K:
"That comment I made about you making good beef teryaki?... I take it all back."
Lanzman:
David Copperfield tries his hand at bullfighting. Looks like he's not quite clear on the concept yet.
Generik:
I've read about these before, but this is the first time I've ever seen a picture of a real bullflight.
DancingQueen:
"I thought I was diving into a POOL, not a BULL!"
AAAron333:
Bull Badminton involves a very large shuttlecock, and apparently no net.
WEIRD_1:
It's a little known fact that Superman liked to fight some bulls.
flavio:
Next week on SUPER IGLESIAS:
Come on Toro! J'lo is being held captive in a warehouse at the edge of town by Edward James Olmos!
Si Super Iglesias. Up Up and away. Ondalay ariba!!!
Steve_Reeves:
Few people realize that after The Fonz jumped the shark on Happy Days that Chachi jumped the bull.
Agent_Moldy:
Too late, Julio heard the bull say, "Hey! Who's up for some Spanish Mountain Oysters?"
suggs:
MY KEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYSSSSSS!!!!
Beedo:
Another DC Elseworlds story: Kal-El's rocket lands in Spain instead of Kansas.
Racerex:
Considering the potential hassles, "Super Matador," Mexico's premier super-hero, decided NOT to use a red cape as part of his costume.
cambria36:
Espana Airlines now offers a new economy class flight that requires virtually no fuel. NO BULL!
IMissMST3k:
"Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a fifth of tequilla, able to leap tall bulls in a single... ewwwww!"
CindyM:
The Flying Leandro had a short but impressive career as a bullfighter. His reign ended when he unexpectedly landed in a pile of bullshit last Friday. Here is the last known picture of him at the height of his career...
UpSky2:
Woops, forgot my jetpack... will the Radar Men forgive me for this oversight?
scypha:
Faster than a taco going through your digestive system! More powerful than workers in front of the Home Depot! Able to leap over charging bulls in a single bound! Is it a bird? A plane? NO! It's SuperMatador!!!
Amon:
He's not really flying over the bull. He's lying on the desert ground. It's one of those trick perspective images.
Kota:
Ninja Warrior Mexico! Who will advance to Stage Two??
Kota:
Mr. Bush, it's just like they said, "If bullsh*t could fly, YOU'D be a JET!" {A picture so nice, you gotta cap it twice}
da_upstart:
Estoy El Uno
whoosh
[cue slow motion Matrix bullet-time 360 rotation cam]
Wookie96:
As the 'comic book' generation comes into the bull fighting arena the cape returns to the back.
Daleman:
Bull .oO(Let him hop around all he wants. He will tire himself out and then his ass belongs to me.)