WEIRD_1:
Welcome to Thanksgiving at WEIRD_1's house... and yes, she is still breathing.
Wookie96:
"Master, Dinner is prepared" ('aww, meatloaf again?')
Generik:
I'd like a breast and a thigh, please... actually, can I have two of each? In fact, why don't you just get your own damn turkey and leave us alone, would you?
Amon:
Well, I was in the mood for dark meat today. But I'll take what you got!
Steve_Reeves:
Dibs on a breast and thigh!
TyranosaurisRex:
Before you get too excited by this, be advised. There is a rather large pop-up timer involved here, and its not in a place where you'd expect or want one to be.
Zee:
You know what? ...It's worth the Salmonella.
nashtbrutusandshort:
"But Grandma, you said you liked Demi Moore in *GI Jane*, so why are you being such a bitch about the Thanksgiving centerpiece? Jeez."
DancingQueen:
"Here's the greenbeans... will you please pass me the chick?"
or
"We're gonna need a bigger oven...!"
scypha:
Sigh... it would be a damned shame to even THINK of carving this turkey.
Buffoon:
Baster? I hardly...
Racerex:
Boy, that Polyphemous really knows how to do Thanksgiving!
cambria36:
Cambria36 volunteers to be the "stuffing."
JediClone:
Can't cap. Busy. Love, Emeril.
Beedo:
For what Amon has provided, I am really, REALLY thankful!
Chebby:
The Asmat Tribe wish you and yours a very Happy Thanksgiving.
Daleman:
I usually prefer dark meat but I just might have to try some breast this time. Dibbs on the Popes nose.
Agent_Moldy:
Tsk, a Jonathan apple instead of a Granny Smith? How gauche.
IMissMST3k:
Miss Piggy after Hollywood's influence...
AAAron333:
Amon was going to put up the male version of this, but nobody eats sausage for Thanksgiving!
Tumbler:
"All things bright and beautiful,
All creatures great and small... Oh. ummm... Maaaw? There's no stuffing?!"
wd40:
Man, I get invited to all of the wrong Thanksgiving parties!
fishstick:
"So, replace the apple with one of those white dimply things and I think we've got a tee contract."
"Yes, Mr. Daley."
Lanzman:
I get to do the stuffing or I ain't coming to dinner this year.
nastinkers:
Insert inappropriate turkey baster joke here.
da_upstart:
Dinner at Ying's?
"Yes, Mr. Daley."
ArchHallJr:
"And this time I didn't forget the gravy!"