Wookie96:
Dale really wasn't kidding when he said "I don't want a pet for Christmas"
Generik:
Elvis Presley dispatches yet another gift from a fan that displeases him.
TyranosaurisRex:
And the giant stink bug turned the tables by being the one to say, "Go ahead, make my day!"
Motis:
Winning the auction for Dick Cheney's soul on eBay was only the beginning of H.P. Lovecraft III's problems.
cambria36:
Robbing a spider in a box, even a very large spider, won't net you enough cash to pay for your ammo.
IMissMST3k:
Unknown to Jim, shooting a scarabaeid beetle produced the same seven years of bad luck as stepping on a crack or walking under a ladder.
jurassicpork:
Just when you think poisoned toothpaste was the worst thing to come out of China...
WEIRD_1:
Come out with your 8 legs held high and nothing gets hurt.
kilroy105:
Worst. DOOM mod. EVER!
AAAron333:
Wolfenstein 3-D, "The Office" Edition
nashtbrutusandshort:
"I know what you're thinking, punk: Did I save the receipt. Well did I?"
scypha:
OK, just crawl out of that nice box of cardboard REAL slow, and no one gets hurt. You got that, you butt-ugly alien? I swear this is the LAST time I buy gifts from Area 51.
Amon:
What's worse than a Zanti Misfit? A Zanti Misfit in COLOR! (not exactly sure why, though)
rickubis:
Oh, yeah. I forgot to put the airholes in so it can breathe.
DancingQueen:
.oO "Damn Secret Santa gifts! You can never be too careful with these things...!"
Agent_Moldy:
o/The freaky, big-ass spider
Crawled out the cardboard box
Carefully and slowly,
And sly just like a fox
Out came the gun and blew its ass to shreds
Now the freaky, big-ass spider
Is slathered o'er my bread.o/
suggs:
Fruitcake, huh?!? FRUITCAKE!!!
ArchHallJr:
"Careful, Joe! The brain is the best eatin' part!"
questor:
"You talkin' to me?"
Racerex:
You've gotta be really careful these days whenever you open anything from China...
Lanzman:
When Harry Callahan opens his presents, he *opens* his presents.
wd40:
I told you not to feed them after midnight!
Kota:
Part of our "Shoot & Release" program.
da_upstart:
"Ooooo youuu doity scarab...."
Chebby:
Grams holiday fruitcake was a force to be reconed with.
Daleman:
Tis the season to open presents from Ted Kazinski very carefully.
UpSky2:
"UPS put out a hit on you, Great Gonzo... time's up!"
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