Daleman:
Sniff, Sniff. "From northen Columbia. In the mountains." Sniff, sniff. "Taken from the southern slope. Unusually low mositure content because of the hign elevation. Picked on a Thursday." Sniff. "NO! Wait, I am wrong. Picked late Wednesday afternoon."
Jim the drug sniffing cat was DAMN good at his job.
WEIRD_1:
Ena...
You should teach your cat how to make smores.
Generik:
Cocaine and pussy? Okay, I'm ready for the weekend.
suggs:
I'll give the honey to Mabel, the eucalyptus to Sally, and I'll keep the lemon grass for... ME! Oh, I'm so naughty!
cambria36:
Did you ever pause from eating pussy long enough to wonder what pussy is eating?
DancingQueen:
"Awesome! My first shipment of the World Dominion DIY Kit has arrived! Eh, who am I kidding? We all know I'm going to lose interest in this in about 3 minutes..."
Racerex:
After observing the family cat hacking up hairballs, a prominent Colombian drug lord decided to use his family cat, "Pepe," as a mule. Here's a photo of Pepe coughing up a few kilos of cocaine in an alleyway behind Kennedy Airport.
fishstick:
because dogs are edible, chinese drug authorities use saffron sniffing cats at the border to tibet.
UnReality:
"I haz to BUILD cheezburger?"
Agent_Moldy:
Felinecy Botwin prepares the day's catnip supply for her customers.
o/Litter boxes, in the corner
Litter boxes made of hardened plastic
Litter boxes, litter boxes
Litter boxes, smell the same...o/
cambria36:
Group photo of the Branson, Missouri Symphony Banjo Orchestra. "Yee-Haw."
scypha:
"Meow... let's see here... *sniff, sniff* Hmmm... premium Columbian catnip! My favorite! And at a grand an ounce, it had better damned be worth it!"
Amon:
Boots does an amazingly accurate impression of President Bush.
Steve_Reeves:
I can has cheezeburger...wait a minute...what the hell is this????? Never mind.
flavio:
C'mon Whiskers, find the Anthrax, girl. That's a good kitty.
wd40:
No crack, no H, no catnip... I'm headed over to Fat Freddie's place. He knows how to treat a feline impersonator!
IMissMST3k:
What's new, pussycat? Woah, oh-oh-oh...
CindyM:
Where's...the...NIP?!?!
AAAron333:
Feline cocaine AKA Puss n' Toots