cambria36:
Here we see Steve Irwin's father playing "Amazing Grace" on an instrument he made from the very sting ray that killed his son. He's blowing on the spike. (we think)
UpSky2:
"...and so I leave you, Admiral Kirk... buried alive... and forced to listen to me play the bagpipe!"
Generik:
o/` The cutest guy I ever saaaawww... was sippin' haggis through a straaaawwwww... o/`
GlitterRock:
"Hello, mah name is Will Rogers, an' for my audition piece ah'd like to reenact the moving 'Spock's funeral' scene from Star Trek II, playing the role of chief engineer Scotty." *starts playing*
Judge 1: (whispering) "God, we've got to reject him."
Judge 2: (whispering back) "What?? He's one of our country's greatest humorists!"
Judge 1: "Yeah -- but he's a friggin' TREKKIE!"
scypha:
Fred tried to recreate his favorite musical instrument with a flour sack, a microphone, a flute, and a hooka pipe, but it just wasn't the same thing as playing the real bagpipes.
nashtbrutusandshort:
"Ach. 'ello, and welcome t' another edition o' *Name That Bagpipe!*. Let's get starrrted." **wheedle eedle eedle drone honk screech**
*bzzz* "Uilleann pipes!" "Nae."
*bzzz* "Northumbrian pipes!" "Nae."
*bzzz* "Great Highland pipes!" "Ach. Don't be daft, ye wanker."
beckett:
This haggis malt was a terrible idea.
UnReality:
"Freebird!"
ArchHallJr:
Environmentalist experiments with natural technologies to recreate enviro-friendly polka music!
wd40:
Hey, it kept Wilbur happy, and Babe too! What's the crime?
Amon:
First time I've ever seen someone blowing smoke up a turkey's ass...
GizM:
Sure, Drinkable Corn wasn't the greatest idea, but the folks down South loved it during the Depression.
lil_amish:
(bad Scots accent) "Och! and it is easier blowing the air in than sucking the innards out was!"
zee:
What the hell kind of gravity bong is that!?
WEIRD_1:
I'm not going to be the one to tell him that he's playing a Chihuahua and not his bagpipes.
flavio:
Don't bogart the giant yam pipe, Slavic Dude!
meQal:
Early juice boxes were rather bulky and hard to manage...
Lanzman:
The inventor of Pixie Stix tests a crude, early prototype.
questor:
Senator Levin had grown to resent his dependence on "blow-up Jenna"
Nyssa23:
At last, someone's combined bagpipes AND haggis! It's two stereotypes for the price of one!
JoeCrow:
Fred Ziffle found that if he shoved a flute in Arnold's ass, he could pleasure Arnold and whistle Dixie at the same time. (No wonder Green Acres was cancelled.)
CindyM:
When Barretta said he'd always remember his wife, I don't think any of us thought it would be by using her as a beer sack...
AAAron333:
Hagrid Jarvix: Inventor of the first artificial bovine udder, the "Jarvix Udder" A true turning point in Veterinary Medicine.
Buffoon:
Somehow, Harold thought it was up to him to make sure the neighborhood cats were in tune.
BuckFifty:
Tonight on a very special episode of TIM BURTON IS CREEPY "...and here we can see the scene where Oogie Boogie is getting a blow job. Damn suits made me cut it out of Nigthmare Before Christmas, but it'll be an extra in the special edition DVD..." "Tim, that's creepy." "What?! I'M not the one blowing the bug bag..." *cue theme music*
Daleman:
Camping is never a good idea for the asthmatic.