Generik:
"By this time, my lungs were about to burqa..."
questor:
The all Islamic production of Titanic seemed like a winner at first.
flavio:
Here at Akbar's Desert Oasis Fun Village Water Park, you'll want to wage jihad in the name of Family Fun!!
Racerex:
Cool, they finally released "Beach Blanket Burqa" on DVD!
JoeCrow:
The long anticipated release of Edgar Winter's "A Day At The Beach"
chilwil:
Creature from the Barack Lagoon?!?
porpoise:
So Mr. Man, what first attracted you to me?
cambria36:
I must admit when I first saw you, Abdubjela, I thought you were a f**kin' shark.
DancingQueen:
Imagine playing Marco Polo... but for real. For your wife. "Where are you?! You all look the same!"
AAAron333:
Navy SEALs infiltrate the infamous al Qadea Swim and Country Club. An obvious hotbed of terrorist activity...
IMissMST3k:
Burka? But I hardly know her? And it looks like I never will, considering she wears this sh... tuff in the water!
Steve_Reeves:
After being marooned in a lake in Afghanistan, the Creature from the Black Lagoon finally found true love.
Achmet found someone to protect him from the Taliban.
scypha:
"Now look dear, I KNOW you have to wear that burka all the time, and I know you're uncomfortable wearing it in the water. But look at the bright side. You're FINALLY getting it washed. I mean, have you SMELLED it recently?!?"
da_upstart:
Six Flags Great Adventure Taliban Wild Wave
"Hold still, Habiba, while I attach de bomb to make de waves. GET READY EVERYBODY!"
lil_amish:
This is the WEIRDEST "Where's Waldo?" ever!!!
Amon:
Tonight, on Fox's new hit comedy "So I Married The Emperor!" Adnan and The Emperor take swimming lessons.
WEIRD_1:
Dad. This is not the time or place for a surprise cornhole!
Lanzman:
"I told you not to swim thru that oil slick. Now look at you!"
jurassicpork:
Thank God I need not wonder any more about what ninjas do on vacation.
Daleman:
Hey kids, look at Uncle Muhammad. See how silly he looks. Crazy Uncle Muhammad went swimming with the dynamite strapped to his chest again. When will he ever learn.
IMissMST3k:
"Urine for a surprise! I just made this fresh this morning!"
Agent_Moldy:
o/Death be a lady today
Death be a lady today
Death if you've ever been a lady to begin with
Death be a lady today...o/
Wookie96:
Sadly, Jordan's disguised blow-up doll wasn't convincing enough to keep him from being laughed at by the children.
Accountant_From_Hell:
TRAMP! I can see your eyes! put some clothes on WHORE!