WEIRD_1:
Care for some nice iced pee?
Wookie96:
"...and then I sneezed..."
Generik:
Join us next week when a special edition of "My Analysis, Urinalysis" comes direct to you from Edinburgh, Scotland!
flavio:
Here's your Barium Sufate. We'll get to the bottom of your gastric distress in two shakes, folks. More than likeley it's just a haggis canoe turned sideways inside your lower intestine.
tinaw:
"OOOoh! Sunny D!"
questor:
Seamus wanted to take the orange juice but found he was too kilt-ridden.
nashtbrutusandshort:
"Mmm, a Pleasantville Colada right now would really hit the spot, thanks."
ArchHallJr:
"Andres Serrano sends his compliments."
Zee:
Ahhh, this must be the opening night party for an Andres Serrano exhibit.
Accountant From Hell:
Irish wakes are always a lot of fun but the Scottish wakes have a certain formality and class to them, especially the catered affairs.
torgone:
That's a really modern sporran. In fact, it's post modern. I guess you could call it a neo-sporran.
Daleman:
The Highland Lakes Bagpipe and Drum team took their drug testing very seriously.
Steve_Reeves:
"Those look delicious! Are they lemon flavored?"
"No, sir, bat urine."
"Even better!"
scypha:
Ah, there's nothing like a nice refreshing nuclear-powered beverage to liven up any party.
cambria36:
Care for one of the Queen's old urine samples?
da_upstart:
"Oh good, the drinks are.. PBBBTTT ICK! They taste like pee!"
"Yeah, those are urine samples actually."
"... You drink pee??"
Agent_Moldy:
"Chicken noodle champagne? Well, when in Rome..."
porpoise:
"Orange Sunshine, Anyone?" "Thanks, we're already tripping, but I'll have another."
DancingQueen:
Liquid "urine-ium?" You bet I'll try some!
Amon:
Man: "I saw Rocky Balboa drink 5 raw eggs. And he almost beat Apollo Creed! Give me some!"
Woman: "But he lost, right?"
Man: "Yeah, but he ALMOST won!"
Woman: "OK. But I'm just saying..."
IMissMST3k:
"Urine for a surprise! I just made this fresh this morning!"
Lanzman:
The Highlands Urine Festival kicks into high gear.
Mystic_Cobra_6:
Looks like a kidney infection to me?