WEIRD_1:
When did the Child Defense League turn Muslim?
scypha:
And, Lo, the Humanoid Lamp People of Planet X20 prayed to their god, Ziggy, for some new heads, for their old ones got burned out after just 1000 hours of constant use. And Ziggy said unto them "Get thee some of those new energy saving flourescent bulbs!" The the Lamp People nodded their heads in agreement. And all was good.
Generik:
I've heard of letting the little head do the thinking for you, but I never realized how dangerous it could be to let it choose your religion.
UnReality:
It's not every day that you see decapitated Devo impersonators praying to the dread Old Ones in the middle of the des--oh wait, this is Burning Man. It *is* every day you see that thing there.
flavio:
"Lamps of The Infidels" from the Saddam H. Home Furnishings Collection now at KMART
Beedo:
For those religious lunatics who don't want to become suicide bombers, you can now become masochist mortars!
JediClone:
"Dear Lord, please help me find my head..."
DancingQueen:
In order to worship more effectively, the followers had their brains replaced with light sockets.
IMissMST3k:
The Blue Man Group, feeling a little cowardly, tries to regain control by spouting off.
Accountant From Hell:
Looks like the Blue Man Group finally has some serious competition.
Lanzman:
A trio of Living Fire Extinguishers stops for a brief prayer before heading for California and the conflagrations there.
AAAron333:
The Blue Man Group savagely executes their top competition.
Racerex:
In the distant future, earth will be visited by a race of pious, super-intelligent reading-lamps.
Daleman:
Here's the dilemma:
You want to attend Burning Man, you know that you will be drug tested at work next week, you are deathly afraid of STD's and your Muslim.
Amon:
The forces of Sun Quan gather in the background, ready to strike down the messengers from the evil Cao Cao.
Agent_Moldy:
The haz-mat team from Beetlejuice, NY say a little prayer before making an entrance into a hot zone.
da_upstart:
... And these praying fire monks won't be putting their heads together anytime soon.
cambria36:
Devo prayer meeting.
wookie96:
The desert tour for the Blue Man Group doesn't go quite as planned.