AccountantFromHell:
Say... While you two are down there...
Generik:
Gigantic George Will and the tiny women from the '40s who love him.
cambria36:
To prevent shouting their prices, hookers wrote down their b.j. fees and handed them up to Robert.
Chebby:
"Not only is he a dreamboat, I don't ever have to worry about snagging my hose on a rock anymore."
"My little sister is only this tall, this'd go right over her head!"
"Hahahaha"
AAAron333:
Here, let me just jot down my phone number. Because if the size of your hands and feet are any indication...
DancingQueen:
"How's the weather down there? SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT, HAHAHAHAH!"
Amon:
Well Im a long tall Texan, I enforce justice for the law
(he rides from texas to enforce the law)
Hurrah hurrah, are you the law?
Reynard:
Wow, I didn't know... no, what am I saying? I *did* know Generik was that old.
Agent_Moldy:
*writing*
"To Bob. Thanks for always knowing how the weather is up there. Stay sweet, and have a great Summer! LYLAB, Trudy."
IMissMST3k:
Sorry, Ma'am, but I can't HELP looking down your shirt... and VERY nice, I must say!
scypha:
"OK, sir. I'm not only going to give you my phone number, but I'm also giving you the numbers of the entire Paducah High School Cheerleading Squad. We figure you're big enough to handle the whole team!"
CindyM:
"Now...which one of you lovely ladies wants to experience the 'Tallest Pole on Earth' first?"
Steve_Reeves:
"Undercover officers ticket this man for occupying a structure eight feet higher than allowed by local laws.
WEIRD_1:
Larry is nuts over those girls.
Kota:
Yes, I guess we COULD do that alright... but this is the 50's, and good girls just don't DO that!
suggs:
... and finally... If you could be any animal in the world, what would you be?
da_upstart:
"Dear Diary, When 8'9" Eric Finklstein hired me and Sugar Plum for our services today, we didn't even have to dirty our knees...."
Racerex:
"What the readers of our school paper really want to know, Mr. Shanks, is... How's the weather up there?"
katze:
So, what'll you and the little woman have tonight?
jurassicpork:
The sheer size of Robert Wadlow's hands alone got him a lot of phone numbers...
FLAMINGSQUIRREL/JAUSTRALIS:
"Ok..so, you're tall..we see that, you have a job..mkay.. what's your credit rating?" "um, ma'am, is all this necessary information?" "hey, we may be prostitutes but we're responsible prostitues!"
TyranosaurisRex:
After careful consideration Bill decided to marry Sally, on the right. Sally's head was flat enough to provide a place for Bill's beer while she was performing oral sex.
carbonbased:
Human growth hormone turns George Will into a babe magnet!
torgone:
Later, the blond married him. I don't know who put her up to it
Daleman:
No, no, no! Fourteen and a half is my *shoe* size.
JediClone:
"This parking garage only has a clearance of 7 feet. I'll have to ticket you."
torgone:
Later, the blond married him. I don't know who put her up to it