Generik:
"I got a hunk o' hunk o' breedin' love!"
suggs:
The AmBreed TC Hump-mobile 3000... Just the best Hump-mobile for the money... Now let's go to the Stig for his track time.
scypha:
Wilbur Post knew it was going to be a bad day when Mr. Ed's friend Mr. Bruce the Bull mistook his new cow leather covered go-kart for a female bovine in heat.
WEIRD_1:
I'm just the driver. Tony has the hard job.
flavio:
Olivah! Vy is de cow trying to put his vhoopsy in the new tractor ve bought from Mr. Haney? Vould you like me to call Eb?
Racerex:
For centuries, love between dairy farmers and the bulls who kept their cows in line was considered taboo. Not so with the invention of John Deere's "Cupid 3000 Love Tractor." Whoops, Farmer Bob, looks like you got caught!
ArchHallJr:
"Perhaps the cow pheromone weren't the best choice as an alternative fuel source!"
DancingQueen:
"One date... ONE DATE! And it was a LUNCH date... that should tell you something... and she won't leave me alone!..."
cScott:
If I were you, Steve, I'd just let him finish...
wd40:
Last time on 'Larry Craig U.S. Senator at Large'...
cambria36:
Ed Wilson of Keokuk, Iowa proudly demonstrates his newly invented cattle sperm collector. Says Ed, "All I have to do is get under the cowhide cover, ring a cow bell, moo a little bit, and then breathe like a cow in heat. Then I collect all the sperm the bull can deliver."
Kahn:
God how I hate mating season!
da_upstart:
"Gotta teach them goddamn A-rabs we don't need their goddamn petrolium! We got other sources o' fuelin our vehicles, goddammit!"
"MOOOOOO!!"
"Just make sure ya bring extra goddamn towels!"
Daleman:
Objects in window squirt farther than they appear.
AAAron333:
The one position Mike Rowe refused to do on "Dirty Jobs"
Amon:
"It was just a cup of coffee, Ms. O'Donnell. It didn't mean anything. It was just a friendly cup of coffee..."
Steve_Reeves:
As you can see... ow!... the bull is fairly well excited now. OW! That's gonna leave a mark...but if I can just disengage his shlong from my... oh... ooOooh!... ooooohhhhh!... never mind, cut to commercial.
Agent_Moldy:
"I had a really moooooving experience. So what did you do on *your* Summer vacation?"
TyranosaurisRex:
"Guess I should have asked how big the deluxe hood ornament was before I ordered it."
Kota:
Once you accidently milk a bull, there's just no hiding from him!
wookie96:
I wonder who's enjoying it more...
Loodvig:
The latest music video from Bessey & Earl. Now playing on CMT!