cambria36:
The "little man in the boat" decides to paint the boat.
Generik:
"I... AM... IRON MAN... and I'm making $35 an hour, plus medical and dental, after learning a trade at the Bryman School, and so can you! Call now to find out about our free brochure -- operators are standing by!"
nashtbrutusandshort:
*scrape scrape scrape* "Rassin' frassin'...that's the last time I try to circumnavigate Rush Limbaugh's septic tank, rassin' frassin' dangit" *scrape scrape scrape*
scypha:
Washing boats in Alaska has its disadvantages sometimes. Bert, for example, gets frozen constantly when hosing off the keels.
WEIRD_1:
Man, it's a bitch to trim the nails on this ship.
DancingQueen:
"Hmm, this seems too wet to be the door..."
Amon:
One of these two is REALLY enjoying that cleaning.
Janx:
Since his boat was in dry dock Reggie decided to pump the ocean directly into his deep sea diving gear. We're stumped as to how he managed to live this long.
UnReality:
"Give 'em hull, Harry!"
chilwil:
Bilge Milk: it's not just for sailors anymore.
IMissMST3k:
After the horrible accident, Mr. Cousteau had to take baby-steps in recovery if he ever hoped to explore the depths again!
Zee:
The terrorist that masterminded the SS Minnow attack.
Steve_Reeves:
After the price of American steel went through the roof and all the steelmaking jobs went overseas, Ironman had no end of trouble getting work. He finally got a job as a welder in a shipyard in Rhode Island.
Racerex:
It made perfect sense. The Gilligan's Island castaways had been out of commission for years, and all of them (except for the Howells) were broke. Why not cut The Minnow up into tiny little pieces and sell them on eBay?
AAAron333:
Last remnants of Britney Spears' career found on hull of this fishing vessel.
TyranosaurisRex:
"Who would have thought that a $5 bottle of champagne could sink a ship?"
Daleman:
Screw the Skipper and his little buddy. Three straight flushes in a row? The cheating bastards! I'm gonna fix their boat so they will never get back to shore.
Kahn:
They said I needed proper head protection... Na!
Kota:
"That's one hull of a job you're doin' there, bubba!"
da_upstart:
They used haze Barnacle Bill and superglue him to the keel all the time when he was a rookie.
"C'mon, guys, you can help me out of here now. Guys?!.... CMON!!"
cambria36:
Damn! Even my wife's p*ssy don't have this many barnacles.