flavio:
Tommy!! Will you quit fooling around with that Hasbro Mini Guggenhiem Set for five minutes and get down here an eat! And fer Criminy Sakes, put on a shirt!
questor:
Exhibit sponsored by the wide stanced Senator Larry Craig.
Wookie96:
I wonder what Freud would say about this bad dream?
Generik:
Local Boy Craps Out Dozens of Miniature Art Patrons.
JoeCrow:
He seemed big enough to be potty trained.
Steve_Reeves:
After Gulliver left, the Lilliput Art Society had a gallery opening featuring artistic representations of the famed giant while he was on their shores.
lil_amish:
This is what happens when you drink from Barry Bonds "special" juice box.
Racerex:
Yes, even the Amazing Colossal Man went through that awkward, gawky adolescent phase...
Kota:
"No... I DON'T know why he's sitting like that. All I know is, yesterday was Taco Tuesday, and I'm not taking any chances, let me outa here!!!"
IMissMST3k:
Gulliver REALLY hated art class! At least he didn't have to pose nude, otherwise he'd make the men angry and the women scared!
jurassicpork:
Alexander Calder's COUNTRY BOY IN SQUATTAGE.
ArchHallJr:
. o O That baby looks delicious... O o .
Amon:
Yes, Jack Palance could crap even bigger than him...
scypha:
The son of Gulliver had to to be punished for taking his father's boat without permission and wrecking it. He was sentenced to 100 hours of squating while acting as a statue in the Liliputian Museum of Modern Art.
WEIRD_1:
I wonder if Madonna or Angelina Joli will be first to offer to adopt him?
Daleman:
Rate of pay: $12.74 per hour.
Perks: Unlimited sick time and company paid dental plan.
Benefits: Matching 401K and excellent medical coverage.
Knowing that you shit bigger than any patron: Priceless.
Beedo:
Okay, how many of you yahoos submitted "Glenn was fifty feet tall!"?
Agent_Moldy:
Word of advice -- if this kid starts saying, "I'm crushing your head!"?
RUN.