Generik:
When the aliens landed, the Unarius UFO-cult people out in the desert were ecstatic. But when they blew up one of their condoms and tossed it out of the ship in greeting, they realized they were in for more than they had bargained for. MUCH more.
AAAron333:
...and now, Pimp My Ride, Boy in the Plastic Bubble edition.
Fig.1: Married guys get no head.
KIPPAGE:
Used Condoms with Viagra left out in the sun, almost always have a Photosynthesis Oblangata Reaction.
Kota:
Here we see God throwing a "practice" fireball at South Carolina... just in case ALL the people there are THAT stoopid!!!
teambanzai:
You know I just don't get art these days. Art? He's been eating cabage, crab juice, and beans all week. Jesus you think that's going to hold? You better hope... we all better hope it does.
IMissMST3k:
"Warrrriorrrrs, come out to PLAY-AY!"
scypha:
No one had noticed the strange clear plastic balloon from outer space until it started to catch fire. After that, maybe six people showed up. At most!
cambria36:
It's nearly impossible for more than two people at a time to practice safe-sex.
JediClone:
I never knew Rover from "The Prisoner" was such a firecrotch.
tinaw:
Looks like the front fell off the sun.
Amon:
Godzilla egg?
DancingQueen:
"Gee, Burning Man sure is small this year..."
Agent_Moldy:
And now, the music of Jerry Lee Lewis, as presented by the Sahara Desert Interpretive Dancers.
Daleman:
Howie Mandel, the early years. (I have not seen a career revival like Howie's since Leslie Nielsen in Airplane)
Nightray2002:
The condom works! It stopped every single one!
AAAron333:
Note to self: Jello Shooters and Thorazine do NOT mix..
da_upstart:
Dragon-gland Z