cambria36:
But honestly, I never said Minnie was insane; I only said she was f**kin' Goofy.
Lanzman:
"I'm fifty two and still giving Disneyland tours with a mouse hat on my head. Will someone please shoot me?"
scypha:
"Uh... is this on?" (high pitched feedback squeal) "Ok, Hi everyone! My name's Morty..."
"HI MICKEY!!!"
"Uh, that's Morty. Anyway, I'll be your tour guide to EuroDisney today."
"BOO!!! YOU SUCK, MICKEY!!"
Amon:
The ride may not seem like much at first glance. But any amusement park ride that comes equipped with a "BODY FLUID CLEANUP KIT" must be something a little on the extreme side...
Daleman:
OK everyone, please listen up. While we are in the park please remember the following rules. Stay with your buddy, remember to take your medications, drink lots of water and sit in the shade for a few minutes when you get tired. Also, and this is especially for you Madge, no flashing.
AAAron333:
Listen up people! We storm the Magic Kingdom as one swift and deadly unit. Take no prisoners, show no mercy... and watch your step as you exit the bus.
wd40:
Okay, people, we've had a problem free tour so far and Mickey doesn't want any injuries, so watch your step and we have a bodily fluid clean up kit for the philatelists in the back.