Wookie96:
"Now just hold still, I'm sure I'll pop it this time."
Amon:
David Spade movies just haven't been the same since Chris Farley passed away... They've actually gotten better.
Lanzman:
"Want me to pop those zits for you?"
Generik:
Vlodya was the bane of the annual Slovenian Eye-Poking Festival, what with his sharp fingernails and his lack of poking accuracy.
questor:
Isn't zit ironic...
DancingQueen:
About to be crowned Miss America, Judy discovers, with the help of her garbage man, a few small impediments.
scypha:
"You know what? You know what? You know what? This finger is WAY prettier and smarter than you. Uh huh. It told me so. Go on. Ask it. I SAID ASK IT, YOU DUMB GIRL!!!"
flavio:
Irwin The Street Protologist reassures his patients that cleanliness is priority one.
wd40:
Michael Waincott is looking a lot better since the gender transformation, heck his boyfriend even makes eye contact now.
cambria36:
Sorry but I ate that one, Wanda. But the next booger I pick outta my nose will go straight in YOUR mouth.
KIPPAGE:
"Hold-daa Steel... I poke out tick that lodge in De Medusa Oblongrotto..!"
AAAron333:
Hey lady! Want a time tested hobo remedy for that zit? Urine! Got some right here on my finger, if you're interested!
Loodvig:
Beck and Alanis Morrisette team up for their 'Safety Dance' tribute to Men Without Hats.
IMissMST3k:
"Oh, my GOSH, Martha!! You've got the BIGGEST... eye booger I've ever SEEN! So, no, no one would notice the enormous, horrendous zit on your face!"
(No Handle Supplied):
OK, let me put it to you this way. Either pull my finger or lose an eye. Capiche?
Daleman:
And another thing, it's not cool to take someone who is struggling in both narcotics anonymous *and* sexaholics anonymous on a surprise trip to f@#%ing Amsterdam.
WEIRD_1:
Even Pippi Longstocking's grandmother can get zits.
Agent_Moldy:
"It's like poking your eye out with my finger, when you really wanted it to be my elbow. F**k you and your irony, Alannis!!!"
carbonbased:
And now for something completely different -- a man with a tape recorder up his girlfriend's nose.
Nyssa23:
Don't miss Alanis Morissette and Dax Shepard in a revival of "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"