Generik:
"...and I promise to love, honor, obey and roll over for you. Please say you'll be mine, Super Dog, and you'll make me the happiest man on Earth!"
tinaw:
"Listen, my car's in the shop and I need a way to get to work. Saddle up!"
Amon:
"He said something about 'doggy style.' That shouldn't be anything to worry about. Should it?"
flavio:
Oooooh soooo delicious.
Steve_Reeves:
"Rescue Dog" my rosy rear! Bringing this guy a care package full of jelly doughnuts isn't what I had in mind when I signed up for this gig!
Lanzman:
"You're supposed to be a HELPER dog. So go get me a pizza."
nashtbrutusandshort:
"...and now the Mycenean funerary urn has been lei'd. Buddy, I'm afraid we've got a hulageist."
cambria36:
No time for secrets, Fido... Quick! Which way to the nearest fire hydrant?!?
Scypha:
Looks like John Ashcroft found his next meal!
porpoise:
Rover looks on in dismay as it seems he'll never be able to train Bill to "sit" properly.
UpSky2:
Unlikeliest Star Trek The Next Generation characters - EVER.
Zee:
"UUUUGH!" *laborously gets on one knee* "Damn..." *catches breath* "Roll that..." *chest pain* "...Beautiful... Bean Footage..." *drops dead, dog begins eating his corpse*
CindyM:
oO Oh god, please don't let this man eat me. Please, god, please... I'll never pee on the santa rug again, I promise! I can learn to beg, you know... Oo
Laurie2K:
You've always been uncoordinated... although you have fast reflexes. I'm beginning to suspect you're mainly in soccer for the ice cream and the high fives with the team!
Buffoon:
"You're a service dog... Service me."
Daleman:
A bucket of original recipe, large mashed potato's, large side of gravy and a diet Coke. Now *fetch*!