Agent_Moldy:
He drinks his beer faster than anyone else at the bar. He IS -- The Most Interesting Man in the World*.
*Your world may vary.
Generik:
"Say, you're right -- this urine of mine isn't half bad! And it's the ultimate in recycling, isn't it?"
Lanzman:
They switched Bob's beer for O'Douls. Let's see what happens.
scypha:
oO(Go ahead, fire my ass. This team blows chunks anyways.)
UpSky2:
When you've just finished killing a bunch of Japanese over the Pacific... When you've just realized that the Pilsner glass you're staring at was once full... When that cute woman next to you wonders why you forgot to shave yet again... It's Miller Time!
WEIRD_1:
The only thing longer and sexier than your legs is this glass of beer.
KIPPAGE:
"Half empty, or half full, its like life in a lot of ways ..!"
"You're gonna spew, ain't ya..?"
UpSky2:
Sergeant Karloff and Russell Crowe look on as Paris Hilton admires how he doesn't use Rogaine and combs his hair forward over his bald spot instead.
The most Amusterestering Man In The Bar!
nbutlerdidit:
"I thought it said with two I get eggroll!" ... "Honey, don't make a scene again."
Kota:
Realizing they had replaced the beer in his glass with cat pee, Eddie just sat there, determined NOT to give them the reaction they were waiting for.
flavio:
MMMmmm, Taste like Roofies.
da_upstart:
Waiting for Lt. Garrett's reaction after drinking a glass full of piss.
Tumbler:
0Oo - No matter how close they put me to the camera, I'll always be shortest... and I'm still out of beer. The smiling bastards.
questor:
"You're right Amanda, your urine *does* taste better than Earl's."
Amon:
"These are the times that try men's souls. Now I finally get that quote."
cambria36:
...and I'm gonna keep on drinking warm Guiness until all my fellow P.O.W.s appear to be women....like you, Brad.
AAAron333:
"Hmmm...Lab sample. Not for human consumption. Well, guess that explains the severe cramps and hallucinations I'm currently experiencing. Lesson learned, eh fellas???"
Steve_Reeves:
Clive's first issue of the Afghani version of Penthouse wasn't quite what he had expected. Burkhas, burkhas, burkhas...
Daleman:
[Left to right]
.oO(Pussy can't even handle one beer.)
.oO(He is a very attractive man.)
.oO(I wish he wasn't gay.)
.oO(What the hell kind of movie did my agent sign me up for?)