Daleman:
Americas team? A one and seven record, about to be one and eight. Damn democrats are running down everything. I wish the republicans got into office sooner. Maybe we'd have a better record.
Generik:
Wade farts in Jerry's general direction.
Jerry is not amused.
keogh:
"I'm sorry, sir, I know I didn't call any play that required a performance of Swan Lake. I'll call a time-out."
"No, no, I want to see how this turns out."
Zoogicub:
oO(Go ahead, fire my ass. This team blows chunks anyways.)
UpSky2:
Newt Gingrich for Team America!
(And Jeeves... if you please.)
cambria36:
As Jones checks out Phillip's ass he is thinking, "I'm gonna fire it."
jurassicpork:
Tragically, even Jerry Jones watching from the sidelines didn't keep the Cowboys from getting beaten by a Pop Warner team.
KIPPAGE:
oO"$#&%!"Oo
oO"$#&%!"Oo
oO"$#&%!"Oo
oO"Subway!!!"Oo
nbutlerdidit:
"Fffff..."
WEIRD_1:
It's time to call in the Belly Button play.
Seltaeb:
It's said that Jerry Jones cited the reason for Wade Phillips' firing was constipation... runs were non existent and the big pass eluded him.
Kota:
America's Team, BAH! Oh NO, Sir... I think we've pretty well captured the spirit of the American Public THIS year.
da_upstart:
THIS... IS... DALLAAAS!"
*kicks Wade into the pit of death*
Tumbler:
The leaders of the Free World consider strategies that will increase the size of government. "Let's hire us one of them colored fallguys."
"Let's blame Bob Hayes again."
Amon:
Garrett: "C'mon guys, that one was funny! 'Why did they send everyone to Cowboys Stadium during the tornado warning? Cause there was no CHANCE of a touchdown there!' Admit it, that's funny!"
(This is a hurtful season for me, as I'm a Cowboys fan.)
Steve_Reeves:
"Bitch."
"Slut."
Agent_Moldy:
"Lllllladies and gentlemennn! Get rrready for our thrilling half-time showww! Coming up, you'll see YOURRR Dallas Cowboys coach get tossed out on his earrrr! It's a show you won't want to miss!"
scypha:
All we need in this picture is Queen Victoria saying "We are NOT amused!"
Lanzman:
How the hell do you draw a penalty flag on the freakin' coin toss?!?