Generik:
The Junior Zombie Prom has been canceled in most cities nationwide where Tea Party candidates hold strong leads in the polls, due to a severe lack of brains.
nbutlerdidit:
"Oh. Oh yeah. Oh, that's good."
"I tol' ya. Now, first one's free, next one's five bucks." ~ Jim Hensen's Haight Street Babies.
bugwber:
It's so easy to convince children that "Halloween Carolling" will lead to extra candy... in April.
Steve_Reeves:
Wow! Who knew zombies could reproduce? Guess we know what's on the menu at the school cafeteria.
questor:
Whew, I never knew it could be like *that* with anybody. But when you brought out the garden hose, mouse traps and whipped cream, I knew that Thursday nights would never be the same.
Lanzman:
Li'l Rob Zombie on his first date with Marilyn Manson.
KIPPAGE:
"Tattoo, You Deeemented Leetle Troll, I reeequested that you do not mess weeeth theee Korrrinthian Leaaathurr Lined Aaatomic Transporter, Deeed I not ..?"
"Yeth Bauth ..!"
scypha:
"Mo-o-o-om! Jimmy's got leprosy, and he isn't sharing it with me! It's not fair!"
"Be quiet, Brittney, and be glad you have that brain-flavored lollipop."
BlueOnBlack:
Hey, cool! Pics of the Katy Perry/Russell Brand wedding are out!
WEIRD_1:
Nyssa made Hunter and Sarah some kick ass Halloween costumes this year!
cambria36:
Sarah Ferguson begs for food as Michael Jackson's zombie declares, "Look...I'm white."
UpSky2:
"The morphine lollipop helps me with the pain. Being a zombie, there's lots of pain. I mean, you're dead, right?"
"No I am NOT! get it straight, puleez!: I am UNdead."
Amon:
Disgusting.... Brushing your teeth in public? With no water?
Agent_Moldy:
Have to say, maybe Michael Jackson wasn't so off base with those veils after all.
AAAron333:
Hmm... H-A-U-N-T-E-D A-N-U-S...Was it any good??? "I guess, but now I've got brown goo all over my arms..."
Loodvig:
"Hey... Keens are on sale again!"
Racerex:
In an effort to curb childhood obesity, many zombie parents will not allow their children to eat victims who have just come out of a MacDonald's.
keogh:
"Holy crap, undeath is murder on your skin, sis!"
"Yeah, but at least the medical plan includes vision."
Daleman:
Wow, trick or treating at Timothy Leary's house is always so cool. I can see his front stairs moving.