questor:
I caught a fish that was *this* big.
Lanzman:
"And verily, the Lord didst command me to do a three-and-a-half gainer with a twist, amen!"
Agent_Moldy:
"Yo, Dad! Wine me!"
*entire fountain turns red*
"You my dawg, man! Mad props!"
WEIRD_1:
I'm made of butter, so I hope nobody starts a fire
Generik:
"...and deliver us from giant invisible hoagies about yea long, for thine is the kingdom and the power and the TOUCHDOWN!!! for ever and ever. Amen."
jurassicpork:
"Look, Dad, jazz hands!" SSHHRRAACCKK! BOOM!
Amon:
"Zeus... Hermes... Hera... Aphrodite... You were right. Athena. You were right... The time has passed. There is no room for gods. Forgive me, my old freinds... Take me... Take me!"
nbutlerdidit:
"Oh GOD! Could somebody pleeease get this goddamned thing off my groin?! Ouch! I mean, what IS this?!?"
bugwber:
Meanwhile at the Headquarters of the International Proctologists and Gynocolocists Union to Fist America...
scypha:
Hmmm... guess that part about Jesus walking on the water was just another myth...
Kota:
Except for a little "overspray", no one could tell that he pee'd in the pool because the water, in fact; DIDN'T turn blue. Praise Beedo!!!
Racerex:
If there had only been $50 more in the last collection plate, they would have gone with the giant velvet Elvis instead.
messiahbluee:
Why hast thou forsaken me?....and what's with the undersized cross??
Geier:
"Heresy Nouveau", the latest work by noted sculptor and theologist Ann Nonymous, is controversial for simultaneously casting the figure of Jesus Christ in the roles of both Charlton Heston and The Statue of Liberty, essentially making Christ his own motivation for shouting "D@mn you! Damn you all to hell!" to the human race. The piece raises important questions about free will, predestination, and zoning variances.
Buckaroo Bonsai:
In the year 2035, a statue is erected by the new muslim government in Arkansas entitled:
"He usta-could walk on water"
cambria36:
They gotta put me, a 50 foot tall statue made of potato salad, beside the fountain?????
Oy gevalt!