Generik:
Katherine was delighted to have won the title of Miss Safe Sex 1904; it was her third straight year atop the competition.
Suggs:
Madam floats like a Butterfly
Zoogicub:
She's a real knockout.
flavio:
The punishment for a yeast infection circa 1902
KIPPAGE:
Amon's partner in his new job with the Baseball team.
keogh:
Miss Coquette's FINISH HIM! School for Girls
jurassicpork:
Only feminist historians remember that, in her youth, pioneering temperance activist Carrie Nation was the lightweight boxing champ of Kansas.
WEIRD_1:
Well, you said it was boxing day!
Amon:
"Saying I'm a pugilist doesn't mean what you thihnk it means. So stop snickering."
UpSky2:
Rocky Victoriano's widow in mourning ??
Beedo:
...and in the black corner, The Crowned Head-basher, The Empress of Agony, The Queen of Mean . . . Queeeeeeen Victoriaaaaaaaa!
cambria36:
Jack Johnson's first cast off white wife prepares for her day in divorce court.
Mr_Grant:
I'm so sorry. How did he die?
Tumbler:
Today, modern police departments know to put the spouse at the top of the suspect list.
I'm guessing she remarried soon after the burial.
Chebby:
Suffragette Sally took no prisoners in the ring or out, man or woman.
Lanzman:
No man could have her, unless he first defeated her in the ring.
scypha:
It was a sad day at Joe Fraser's funeral. Even his wife was expecting to punch someone out if they even SAID anything bad about her husband.
wd40:
She takes the gloves off when it comes to the marriage arts!
Steve_Reeves:
Rachel MacTavish, are ye sure ye wanna marry a man who insists on going three roonds with ye in lieu of a wedding?
bugwber:
Angela's parents nearly gave up on training her to not bite her fingernails, until they discovered the veil.
Agent_Moldy:
Lady Gaga goes into mourning when she realizes no one loves her anymore. Not even her papa, Papa Razzi.
Racerex:
Histories of the Suffragette Movement rarely mention Harriet "Hatchet" Lenihan, who boasted of beating up at least 6 men a day -- before lunch.
YibbleGuy:
Victoria's parents took extreme measures to prevent her from "touching herself down there."
Daleman:
Louise is morning the loss of her fifth husband who died after being pummeled to death for not eating the poison mushrooms.
AAAron333:
Terribly sorry, but I'm afraid Mama said 'knock you out'...
da_upstart:
Winona Fighter
cScott:
Unfortunately, many people don't really understand what Boxing Day is all about.