Generik:
"I don't know what planet they came from originally, but with this detachable alien penis they left behind, we're gonna start a whole new race of 'em here on Earth. Line up, ladies!"
jurassicpork:
"We are from the planet Jeremy. Take us to your leader."
KIPPAGE:
At the Secret Nazi UFO base in Antarctica, Geoducks are for the taking with a little help from the Mad German Scientist, 'Heinz von Krowt' ...
scypha:
Want some good home grown alien tentacle? Come on down to Jeb's Tentacle Farm near Tallahassee Florida. We got all kinds of tentacles from Mars, Venus, and K2-M3 in the Andromeda Galaxy. And remember, if you find one with oil on it from BP's spill, you get a free t-shirt!
MadSigntist:
"Grykzak to Mother Ship...have achieved sexual union with Earth Creature. Expect next update in 9 Lunar Cycles."
"Abort Grykzak, abort!!! We believe you have only achieved 'Hand Job' status!"
bugwber:
The most astonishing, and useful, discovery on the beach that day was the blue surgical gloves.
Kota:
No, BP... this WON'T plug the holes! Seems like SOMEONE is interested in your prototype, though! (This is wrong on SOOooo many levels)
questor:
Once you go geoduck you never go back.
Lanzman:
The aliens were highly advanced. Not only could they traverse interstellar distances with ease, but their toys could please any sex, whether straight, gay, transgendered, or simply confused.
da_upstart:
www.wellhungTrills.com
Suggs:
Geoduck panspermia?!? That's just too easy...
Mustang:
Dr. Milard Wendell Plucky, provides undeniable proof why..Earth Girls Are Easy
ArchHallJr:
"The shoe's REALLY gonna be on the other foot when it comes to anal probes!"
Racerex:
It's a little known fact that many extra-terrestrial families abandon their unwanted pets on Earth.
WEIRD_1:
Hands off our child!
cambria36:
"Aliens are nothing but big pussies."
Amon:
Just one more reason why I don't go swimming in the oceans.
Steve_Reeves:
Klaatu returns to earth to reclaim his favorite dildo.
Zoogicub:
Gooey Ducks: the alien's anal probe of choice.
Agent_Moldy:
"AND DON'T COME BACK! Sheee-it. Dumbass Martians, comin' up in here with that weak-ass thing they call a probe. Dis' MY PLANET! Ain't NOBODY got mad probe skillz like mine! Stupid, played-out..."
Agent_Moldy:
Lady Gaga goes into mourning when she realizes no one loves her anymore. Not even her papa, Papa Razzi.
Buckaroo Bonsai:
Visitors from Glurg arrived with sex toys in an effort to assure the people of Earth that they cum in piece.
UpSky2:
Rough Piddock clams are hard to get and scarce - so much so that if you dig one up, a flying saucer will swoop down to try to get a share.
Daleman:
Hey guys! Check out what the aliens were probing me with!