flavio:
Honey, have you seen my Ice Nine crystals?
Tumbler:
In an attempt to stay in character, this was the trailer requested by Rod Steiger in 1965.
Julie Christy was heard to mutter, "Well fuck that."
Buckaroo Bonsai:
And that was the last time they got permission to film the gang scene in Bill's bathroom.
scypha:
And you thought your toilet seat was cold in the morning in Florida!
Amon:
Cold Miser's bathroom?
cambria36:
It's genius; toilet right in front of the vanity. Men can shit and shave at one time, and women can shit and put on lipstick.
nastinkers:
At least the toilet seat is down...
Daleman:
The bitch cheats on me and then makes *me* sleep on the couch! Just wait till her fat ass has to take a piss in the middle of the night.
Racerex:
The only "inconvenient truth" here is the fact that Al Gore had the Burrito Supreme Deluxe at Pepe's Eat 'n Run an hour before this photo was taken.
Lanzman:
What? I gotta get going in the morning *somehow*, ya know.
questor:
And the reindeer laughed at the time. Never giving it a serious thought until the venison processor showed up the next day. "Take *that* Blitzen", Santa cried.
KIPPAGE:
This is one of the reasons I don't drink anymore.
Geier:
Every woman who has ever lived since the invention of the toilet: "SEE what happens when you leave the seat up? D'ya SEE? I TOLD you to put it down. [Muttering to herself] I KNEW something like this would happen..."
InsideOutMan:
The iceman crapeth.
keogh:
"...after eating too many SnoCones. As we see in this next slide, cotton candy poses its own hazards..."
Generik:
Whizzin' in a winter wonderland...
Steve_Reeves:
Dad! Mom turned the A/C down too low again!
WEIRD_1:
I guess you can use too many Scrubbing Bubbles
da_usptart:
Meanwhile, at the Norwegian outpost, McCready is hit with a wave of the runs only to find.....
UpSky2:
The Snow Queen complained that the new bathroom's decor was too warm for her.
No sweat.
jurassicpork:
God, I hate cold toilet seats...
bugwber:
I blame the dog...
Agent_Moldy:
Ironically, it is not cold enough to "test your frosticles" in this room. Leave it to those wacky Swiss!
Buffoon:
Well, that's one way to get her to complain about something other than "You left the toilet seat up!"