Generik:
Housing prices in San Francisco have really been skyrocketing lately...
Reynard:
"The reception is right through that door, Ms. Palin."
ArtMystery:
Designed by I. M. Peiload.
amycamus:
"Yes, yes, I see it, yes, it's a very cool spaceship house, but no, and I mean NO, you are NOT going trick-or-treating over there, do you hear me?"
starkbalmy:
The Flash Gordon Retirement Home and Assisted Living Complex is no longer accepting applicants unless personally recommended by Dr. Zarkov.
Yes, that means you, Ming.
bugwber:
Meanwhile at my swingin' batchelor pad...
Suggs:
Like we wouldn't find the Star Trek guys house... puh..lease!
Amon:
Im guessing the John residence, the Griffin residence, or the Shatner residence.
Lanzman:
The perfect solution to Jehova's Witnesses, traveling salesmen, and those damn Girl Scouts and their horrible cookies.
WEIRD_1:
Houston, We have a threshold!
jurassicpork:
Meanwhile, at Dennis Kucinich's Campaign Headquarters...
keogh:
"Won't be ready until Wednesday, Mr. Binder, when the jet fuel comes in."
"Jet...fuel?"
"And the altimeter.
"Al-what?"
"-timeter. You want to know how high you are, right?"
"How high I am?"
KIPPAGE:
Automatic doors in the past were very cumbersome and required an operator to make them function.
nbutlerdidit:
"Alright now, Mr. Detoo, just say 'aaahhh'...."
questor:
President Obama's proposal for NASA included linking the space program with the need for homes for working families.
flavio:
I declare - The Heaven's Gate/Hale Bopp Teen Center - officially open!
nashtbrutusandshort:
Whew. I'm glad I wasn't the only guy who fell for the we'll-put-solid-rocket-boosters-on-your-house-for-a-price-you-won't-believe scam.
Steve_Reeves:
Houston, we have termites.
Zoogicub:
Scientology locations' new entrances begin to raise even more questions...
Buckaroo Bonsai:
After Bob got fired from NASA, he invited us over to share a meal. When we showed up for launch, we couldn't help but notice the missile toe hanging over his front door. In July!!! What an Astro-nut.
No sweat.
UpSky2:
This home begged and begged, and finally got the Halloween costume it wanted.
...But then, it was forbidden to go to the party.
Beedo:
The best way to stop door-to-door salesmen is to launch a couple into low orbit with the new RonCo Stratospheric Porch!
Agent_Moldy:
o/Ground Control to loser Tom
45, still live with mom
Hide your comic books and put your helmet on...o/
Chebby:
With the onset of Obama's policies, downsizing Mission Control was critical to the survival of NASA until 2012 when the reevaluations are due.
cambria36:
Parties at Wanda's apartment are always a blast.
Kota:
I'm not sure WHAT it is... but I think it'll help with our prison overcrowding!!!
Daleman:
SWM, 36, just moved into my own place, 5'7", a little overweight, dark hair, brown eyes, employed and D&D free. Seeking a kind woman who really, really enjoys SciFi, video games and Pokemon reruns. Looks are unimportant but I hope to loose my virginity soon.
Racerex:
What do you know, Raid is selling "Geek Motels" now!