Accountant from Hell:
Say, I can shoot my house from here.
Racerex:
It's a little known fact that Bing Crosby and Buster Keaton once tried to launch careers as assassins. Unfortunately, as any archaeologist will tell you, people were smaller back then, rendering the tools of the assassin trade too unwieldy for the slim duo.
Generik:
For when you absolutely, positively have to bring down that charging tour bus with one shot.
KIPPAGE:
Professor ThintWhistle and Dr.Feelgood Demonstrate the next Step in Tea-bagging .. Shooting Earl Grey Tea bags, Hot, at the Illuminati Nazi's...
amycamus:
"Okay, but next time *I* get be the top."
Amon:
Well, the elephant gun proved to be a bust. Perhaps the brontosaurus gun will take down the graboid...
flavio:
Perfect, don't move, I've got Palin in my sights.
BlueOnBlack:
The two most insecure mobsters on the planet plan their next visit to Starbucks...
BlueOnBlack:
The two most insecure OpenCarry members on the planet plan their next visit to Starbucks...
jurassicpork:
Dateline: Washington, DC 2006. Michael J. Fox challenges Rush Limbaugh to a duel.
Lanzman:
So it was *Munchkins* on the grassy knoll . . .
bugwber:
Gay porn circa 1913
WEIRD_1:
I bet that sucker has one hell of a kick!
nashtbrutusandshort:
Assassination attempts on Grover Cleveland were easily foiled thanks to the size of the firepower required to penetrate his thick hide.
UpSky2:
The two-man rifle proved unsuccessful at resolving the battlefield issues of World War I, owing to Laurel-and-Hardy issues.
Steve_Reeves:
Tea Partiers answering their critics.
da_upstart:
The cover of "Over-Compensators' Quarterly"
Suggs:
HUMONGOUS turkey for dinner tonight... Oh.... yeah.....
cambria36:
First we line up all Tea Party members in a straight line, and then......
cambria36:
bin Laden in an Afgan cave?
No sweat.
Tumbler:
VP Cheeenee once broke a judge's collarbone while performing one of his pranks.
As his 'joke rifle' barely outweighed the rolled up BANG! flag and gunpowder.
scypha:
How do you take down a 100 foot gorilla? With a 10 foot long musket! Mind you, you need to be accurate on the FIRST shot! It takes an hour just to reload the damned weapon!
Agent_Moldy:
It's not the size of a man's gun that matters.
Except it totally is.
questor:
Excuse me while I pull this out.
Buckaroo Bonsai:
It's always nice when you have a buddy willing to help you hold it right before you unload.
Beedo:
For REALLY insecure men with INCREDIBLY tiny penises, we have this model....