Daleman:
I am afraid that you have not convinced me that this was a suicide Doctor Watson.
Generik:
"Alas, poor Yorick! You skull-fucked him, Horatio."
questor:
Although little remembered, William Tell took a couple of practice shots.
bugwber:
.oO{ That Madge! Look how skinny she is! Look at those white teeth! Look at her surgically-enhanced eye! That bitch has had work done! }
flavio:
Truth be told, it took years of practice before William Tell got good.
Mustang:
Edith stands stunned, having finally found the dreaded "Sharp Stick."
Steve_Reeves:
Ah, ha! I finally have conclusive proof that William Tell wasn't that good after all!
keogh:
"Case notes, December 12: Cause of death remains a mystery, but he might have seen the peril coming had he been using a bigger model of telescope."
(Sorry) ..
amycamus:
"Tha...tha...that's no bull!"
jurassicpork:
Inscribed on arrow: "Dick Cheney Was Here."
UpSky2:
They served large hors d'oeuvres at the garden party, but they served them from a rather odd container.
Agent_Moldy:
o/Shot through the eye
And you're to blame
Darlin' you make love
The most dangerous game...o/
scypha:
Wanting to see if the legend of Inuyasha was indeed real, Mary finds an old skull pinned to a tree by a single arrow. Unfortunately, when she removes it, the skull does NOT turn into a sexy half demon man. Instead it turns into Richard Simmons. *shudder*
Zoogicub:
Hey Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you shoot my mind, hey Mickey! *clap clap* Hey Mickey!
Suggs:
Wow! Ok... they said their mail-box was weird, but...
WEIRD_1:
I told Ralphie he would put an eye out with that thing!
Chebby:
"Over here everybody! I told you William Tell's vision was failing!"
BlueOnBlack:
"Bill, I said for our honeymoon *Redwoods* National Forest , not *Deadwoods* ..."
Amon:
The Hovitos are near. The poison is still fresh... eighty years. They're following us, I tell you.
AustinThreeSixteen:
"Hey lady, do I have something in my eye? HA! Oi I've got such a headache! Stick around for more of my Skull splitting jokes!"
Racerex:
"Next week on The History Channel: Legend says William Tell shot an apple off his son's head. But the facts tell a darker story."
Buckaroo Bonsai:
"Oh Ralphie... Why wouldn't you listen to Santa when he told you you'd shoot your eye out!?!?"
da_upstart:
"To be, or not to be, - that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune--"
"Slings and arrow, haha very funny. Just shut the hell up and get this damn thing out my eye!"
Lanzman:
"Shouldn't have cheated on me, Tiger."
cambria36:
Oh, shit. I didn't even know they had Indians in Sussex.
AAAron333:
OH my! Looks like Mr. Tell has something he neglected to "tell" me about...
YibbleGuy:
Another suicide who had impaled himself in the eyesocket. Yes, sadly, it wasn't the *first* time that Janet had gotten that reaction to her hideous checkered coat.