Generik:
"Dude, if I wasn't so royally stoned, I swear, I'd punch you in the... Oooh, what's that? Shiny!"
Suggs:
Take the car! TAKE THE CAR!!!
bugwber:
March 12, 2010... Girl Scout Cookie Day would never be the same again for Bob. (and it's my birthday!)
flavio:
Mr. Bacchus likes his money on time, you metro sexual, soul patch wearin', Tempted by The Fruit of Another lookin' dill hole!
jurassicpork:
"Say yaw pwawers 'cuz I'm a chewub, biotch!"
BlueOnBlack:
We now return you to our feature, "Azazel, She-Wolf of the Spanish Inquisition"...
Lanzman:
Cupid keeps his pimp hand strong.
Geier:
"Who's stupid NOW, Mandy Moore, huh? I said, WHO'S [punch] STUPID [punch] NOW??!!???" [punch punch kick punch]
Sadly -- and inexplicably -- the prepubescent Roman god of love had mistaken one Fred Clamden, of Tacoma, Washington, for Mandy Moore, author of the song "Stupid Cupid", which was immortalized by the incomparable Miss Connie Francis (or maybe Patsy Cline or Roy Orbison or somebody like that).
KIPPAGE:
"You Grab My Mom's Stone Boobs again when No one is Looking and .. and .. I'll Give You such a Smack ..!!!"
keogh:
"Ain't that just like a punk...brings a stick to a Wrath of God fight."
WEIRD_1:
Now are you going to pay Vinny the money you owe him?
scypha:
"Now look buddy. I tried to aim my arrows right at your girlfriend's heart, but you made me miss on purpose. If you EVER accuse me again of deliberately missing my target, I'll tear off your nutsack and use it for a slingshot! Got it?!?"
"Yes, Mr. Cupid!"
Steve_Reeves:
Dodging one of Cupid's arrows has serious consequences.
Daleman:
You want a piece of me? You can't handle this bitch!
[Even tough talking AV guys are no match for an inanimate object.]
da_upstart:
"..And this shit gonna happen every day, until Cupid gets his money back!"
Amon:
This guy is LITERALLY stuck between a rock and a hard place!
questor:
Congressman Massa denies the cherub incident.
cambria36:
Cupid whips a MAA fighter just to prove he's no sissy
Racerex:
Cupid's brother, Maxie, didn't go in for that "arrow" business. He would simply pound the love into you whether you liked it or not.
UpSky2:
.oO I knew the South Side of Chicago was a tough neighborhood ... but, the Trevi Fountain ?? Oo.
Agent_Moldy:
"You're gonna do what I say! 'Cuz Jim Henson's Stone Cold Steve Austin Baby says so!"
AustinThreeSixteen:
Pray that your God will have mercy, Adam Sessler, because I won't.