Generik:
Mr. Ed makes one crack too many about Wilbur's wife's fat ass.
UnReality:
Not since Mr. Ed fought Ali...
ArtMystery:
"I said 'Why the long face?', you bastard!" *pow!* "Don't you give ME the horse laugh!"
Chebby:
"I've had enough of your hairbrained schemes ED!"
"But.."
*smack*
bugwber:
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar...
jurassicpork:
"Oh, damn, and I thought henna was my color, Wilbur!"
Lanzman:
Mister Ed falls for that "pull my finger" joke *every* *damn* *time*.
Well, he is a horse, after all.
keogh:
"Drink, bitch!"
Racerex:
Every Saturday night, Mr. Ed and Wilbur would get drunk and see who could punch the hardest.
Tumbler:
"Horse Bollocks 2010 - the Reckoning - A/An Empire Strikes Back"
Area 54 - "Feh... despicable character from a MST3K drubbing. Sure, sure; go the easy route.
Area 52 -"An MST3K'drubbing, Schmuck?"
Area 53 - "But every Derby winner ate ham and eggs... you damned hay burner."
Area 54 - "Neigh... Sea Biscuit ate Beagle pups; War Admiral ate pork loins and Nashua enjoyed carmelized young humans... you cheap bastard."
Area 53 - "Timothy?"
da_upstart:
The dude that got kicked in the ribs retaliates.
Amon:
"I am SO sick of that 'I'm just a little hoarse' joke..."
cambria36:
Mr. Ed tells the man, "Damn it, get this frickin' bridle off. It's only for trips to Brokeback Mountain or to Pink Floyd concerts."
questor:
So, the Mennonite bartender looks at the horse and says "Hey buddy, why the long face...?"
Agent_Moldy:
"Ohhhh, Willlburrrr... ohhhh yeahhhh, that's the stuff. Hit me again! AGAIN! C'mon! Do it like you got a pair! Now get the whip! DO IT! YYYYESSS! Oh yeahhh, baby! Ooo, wait -- where's that branding iron you use on the cattle?!?!"
AustinThreeSixteen:
Wilbur, finally sick of Mr. Ed's shit, lashes out. None survived.
Suggs:
Ha! Two for flinching!
WEIRD_1:
Heyyyyy... Watch it fella, I'll sweep your leg!
Buckaroo Bonsai:
"Next time I spend all dad-burn morning leading you to water you best well drink it up!! Got it!?!"