Racerex:
In his younger days, Detective Ironside loved to rock out.
Lanzman:
Lars was in the middle of rockin' the FUCK out when, to his horror, he saw King Kong Bundy approaching the stage.
Daleman:
[Security guy thinking]
.oO(The music sucks. The crowd is unusually rude and obnoxious. I am really thirsty. If I wasn't tanked up on crystal meth I would probably loose it right about now and start kicking these punks asses. What the fuck? A guy crowd surfing in a wheelchair? OK, calm down. Time for some water and get perspective on this situation.)
Generik:
"This one goes out to all the wheelchair-bound crowd surfers out there... Yeah, I'm talkin' to YOU, Marty Evans! RAAWWWKK!! Mosh pit, baby! Roll it!!"
Suggs:
Lugnut! LUGNUT!!! Don't put me down yet... I saw a lugnut fall! NO! NOT DOWN! LUUUUGNUUUUT!!!!
Buckaroo Bonsai:
The band "Crippled Savior" had a bright idea for a new crowd pleaser...
BlueOnBlack:
You dumbasses spent $85 on tickets yet you find whatever's on the right more interesting?! And you have the nerve to think that guy in the chair is handicapped!
Beckett:
Alright now, if you'll just raise your hand if you'd like to make a request.
bugwber:
Super Foxy Acid Experience stages a comeback at the Missouri State Fair. But were miffed at being the opening act for The Adam Lambert Foxy Ass Experience.
KIPPAGE:
It takes a Stout Rocker to get up in front of all of those people and not have one Groupie bare her boobs.
WEIRD_1:
Even when the rock star sings, the stripping women in the front get all the attention.
jurassicpork:
You want to know why mosh pits have been banned at some rock concerts? Blame Raymond Burr.
Amon:
Little known fact: Blanka had quite the career as the lead guitarist in a rock band before turning to street fighting.
scypha:
I knew that mosh pit at the Special Olympics benefit concert would be a HUGE hit!
keogh:
The classic and timeless battle between chair and hair.
nashtbrutusandshort:
Remember that time Stephen Hawking body-surfed to the state at Wacken Open Air and blinked along in time to "Love You Like a Hurricane"?
That was awesome.
da_upstart:
They're surfing him over to the mosh pit for the disabled.
Steve_Reeves:
Not content with being paralyzed from the waist down after the last crowd surfing accident, Kenneth goes for it all.
UpSky2:
Unofficial Company Profile: CSC - Computer Sciences Corporation. Providing security services to rockers who have lost their combs.
Tumbler:
...and the runner-up in the mosh pit diving was helped to the stage.
"We still hate you Randy!!"
questor:
Say what you will, Shania Twain has let herself go.
Ragbot:
Chief Ironside gets his crowd surfing mojo on! "Mark, Ed, ...HIGHER!!!"
Agent_Moldy:
Metallica, with special guest guitarist Thing 2, rocks out at the annual "My Legs Don't Work Week" concert.
AustinThreeSixteen:
At the Guitar Hero world tournament, Joe Swanson decidedly goes crowd surfing.