DarkOracle:
Found Osama Bin Laden....
Lanzman:
The new, "green" Mongol hordes.
questor:
"Everybody was Kung Fu texting... Yeow!"
Daleman:
It's Dr Fu Manchu calling to let you know that he's changing his look to avoid any and all association with you.
bugwber:
All aboard The Ponytail Express!
Generik:
Fu Manchu texts Ming the Merciless: on muni. late. wrld domntion, enslvmnt on hold 4 now. wife, kids sick. ttyl. fu
Suggs:
Legend of Textin' Master II
UpSky2:
See Twitter account fumanchuthemerciless for updates.
flavio:
Jumping Jehoshaphat! Me get on long bus to Meestah Cahlight's ranch again. Now Hoss gonna make me pick dingleberries out of him dishonerable underclothes.
Racerex:
The very first "National Ponytail Convention", held in 1989, drew only 3 attendees.
jurassicpork:
If Akira Kurosawa directed SPEED.
BlueOnBlack:
"Epic Bushido Man" checks his messages while waiting for the 24th & Valencia stop...
(No handle submitted):
"Dammit, I'm trying to IM Kirk, but he's blocked all Facebook access to Klingons. That bitch!"
KIPPAGE:
"That Chinaman has a bomb, Lori!!!
"Well Duhhhh .. Have you ever seen a Kung Fu movie that wasn't, Mom?"
Geier:
In James Cameron's latest epic, "The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu, Reduxe", the fiendish plot of the title apparently involves...uhm...stuff. In a waiting room of some kind, I think...
AAAron333:
The economy is just as bad on Mongo as it is on Earth. Even Ming The Merciless has been forced to use public transportation to commute to work.
WEIRD_1:
What is Fu Manchu doing at Starbucks?
scypha:
Even Shang Tsung had trouble getting cell phone service in Manhattan.
Seltaeb:
If this man was accosted, he'd be calling for the ambel ramps.
Steve_Reeves:
Fu Manchu enters the 21st Century. He's tleeting on his Tlittle page.
Agent_Moldy:
"WHAAAAAT?!?! Chinese figure skater not win gold! Bring dishonor upon country! Is my Samurai duty to destroy dishonorable one! Must take sword and -- oh hell, I left my sword at the office. Driver, could you let me off here?"
AustinThreeSixteen:
No 3G...roaming? DAMN YOU AT&T!
Beedo:
.oO{Hey, a text from my old buddy Miles O'Keefe! Oh, jeez. "fong the fish is ready lol"}
cambria36:
Texting: "Buy one dog, get two flea."
Amon:
Genghis Khan: is the city in ur control yet?
Lieutenant: no khan. they not listen 2 us
Genghis Khan: wtf? did u tl them 2 surendr?
Lieutenant: we told them we wud burn there city 2 the ground
Genghis Khan: wat they say?
Lieutenant: they go we not care, we not scarred of u
Genghis Khan: omg! r u kidng? don’t they knw who I m? im gengis kan!!1 i kill them all and not evn think bout it!11
Lieutenant: wel they seem not 2 b impresd. wat u want us 2 do?
Genghis Khan: u r 2 wait 4 my ordrz, k?
Lieutenant: k