Generik:
We're gonna need one hell of a bigger boat. And a couple of oceans, besides.
Seltaeb:
Men have been offering her bait all day...
NightTrain:
\o Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, c'est soi? o/
Hireling:
Seen on the press junket for Mega Shark vs. Giant Octomom.
Daleman:
Touch 'em. Go ahead, you have my permission. Please touch them. Can somebody *please* touch them? Anyone? Please, it's been so long since they have been touched. Anyone?
jurassicpork:
Must... resist... Sarah "Barracuda"... joke...
KIPPAGE:
The Bizarro Madonna Ciccione ..???
Steve_Reeves:
Her costume designer is a retired lawyer.
Amon:
o/~ "Fish heads, fish heads. Roly-poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads. Eat them up. Yumm!"
keogh:
Pole-dancing in a seafood restaurant is a niche vocation, but given their financial straits, that kind of discretion is a luxury Coney Island and Red Lobster can no longer afford.
WEIRD_1:
I'm not going to try and feel her up!
BlueOnBlack:
Bai Ling makes her best showing yet on the Red Carpet at this year's SAG awards...
nbutlerdidit:
Yet still, despite her great audition, she lost the title role in "JAWS" to a rubber shark named Bruce.
nbutlerdidit:
"Ladies and gentlemen, Mrs. Freddie Mercury."
JoeCrow:
Great.....
Now everything smells like tuna
da_upstart:
Lady Gaga's family photos
amycamus:
This PETA "Sea Kittens" campaign is really starting to get out of hand.
Kota:
I is TOO Madonna...
Suggs:
Jaws V and VI... wow, Hollywood is really scraping.
flavio:
Patrick Duffy is finally allowed to direct an episode of Manimal and the show is swiftly cancelled directly following it's catastrophic airing on NBC
cambria36:
Think she smells like tuna?
Agent_Moldy:
Step right up! Step right up! SEE the shark girl! BE her chum!
AustinThreeSixteen:
Lady Gaga PROVES that she is indeed the next Madonna by doing something that Madonna never did: Adding sharks to the cone bra.
bugwber:
She's turning Japanese, I really think so.
Lanzman:
Every Man's Nightmare
nashtbrutusandshort:
On second thought, nah, cancel the bigger boat.
Racerex:
"On the News at 11: Local singing waitress claims to be the love child of comic Sandra Bernhardt and well-known company spokesman Charlie the Tuna ..."
UpSky2:
The MSN Butterly Man felt severely upstaged by SwimWithTheSharks Girl...
Eskimo_Spy:
Talk about jumping the Shark!