Lanzman:
"Man, you really *can* do anything in the Philipines!"
Racerex:
Although the nuclear tests at Bikini Island were done a half-century ago, Navy ships still run across strange creatures spawned by the radiation unleashed back then.
Generik:
"Met her in Singapore, married her in Ceylon. Now I'm takin' her home to meet mom and dad."
bugwber:
Dog: "You don't wanna know where he keeps the kitten he has dressed up as Bluto..."
Zoogicub:
Don't ask...
Don't want to know.
scypha:
Sailor Bob shows off his new bride to his parents while on shore leave.
KIPPAGE:
A Bitch in every port.
WEIRD_1:
Never make love to a Mermaid while drunk
jurassicpork:
It's pathetic to see what Zelda Rubenstein has been reduced to...
keogh:
"Terry, this has become an unhealthy obsession for you."
"But now I have proof!"
"There is no such thing as 'pugfish.'"
"He's just as the prophecy bespoke! She. She is."
Batqueen:
Ariel hasn't aged well.
cambria36:
What's more adorable than a sailor and his mermaid bitch?
da_upstart:
Some sailors come back with Korean wives. Others....
Amon:
I dont think thats a real mermaid... look, the bra is stuffed...
Steve_Reeves:
Hey, have you seen my wife anywhere? The one with the shark bra?
Kota:
Hey... last night she was at LEAST a "9"!!!
Suggs:
It's usually on my mantle, but I'm so proud of it, I sometimes take it out- to show off.
UpSky2:
Hey Popeye, known-to-you-as-Neptune wants his pet merdog back
Agent_Moldy:
Later that night, Sparky would come to be known as the "Mermangler".
Funeral services for Seaman Parker are this Tuesday...
AustinThreeSixteen:
Looks like this lucky sailor caught him some dog fish! "Boooooo!" Oh what the hell! I work with what I'm given here!
Daleman:
Same as downtown, 20 liver snaps.
Buckaroo Bonsai:
When horny seaman hit the shore for a little R&R they tend to just pick up on the first bitch they can find.