Racerex:
Being Peter Parker can be pretty useful when your girlfriend's husband comes home unexpectedly in the middle of the afternoon.
Lanzman:
Imagine how hard someone had to throw him to get it to stick in like that.
Generik:
Suddenly more than just his Spidey-sense was tingling...
BlueOnBlack:
Another Republican "homo-scandal"? Must be Thursday...
Steve_Reeves:
(From inside room) Dad? Dad???
Ohmigod! Dad!!!!!!!!!!!!
keogh:
"I knew I shoulda Googled the address."
scypha:
Spiderman HATED laundry day with a passion. He only had the one suit, and when his "spider senses" went off, he had to fight crime before the costume could get dry.
jurassicpork:
During a tryst with Wonder Woman, Peter Parker is surprised when Superman came home early.
UnReality:
How long did it take to erect that building?
WEIRD_1:
I have got to stop sleeping with married women.
cScott:
I felt bad for Spider Man the day he accidentally forgot his costume...
Geier:
Nudey-Man! Nudey-Man!
Does whatever a nudey can!
To the walls he can stick!
With his radioactive...uhm, nevermind, forgetIsaidanything.
flavio:
The morning Ted and Whoopie's cocaine ran out.
Amon:
The final landing place of Sideshow Luke Perry.
cambria36:
Creative tuck-pointing.
da_upstart:
Peter Parker's glory hole.
Suggs:
Damn cat...
Zoogicub:
oO(The things I gotta do to steal the neighbor's paper...)
Ace Rimmer:
[Woman's voice from inside]
Oh, hello dear. My, you're home early today.
Well, I was working out. Then I decided to try on some new lingerie. I probably shouldn't have done that when I am all sweaty, huh?
Agent_Moldy:
o/Screwed a brick... HOUUUUSE
'Twas mighty-mighty,
Now I'm lettin' it all hang out, OWWW!
Get me down, get me down, now
GET ME DOWN, GET ME DOWN, NOW!!! o/
porpoise:
Later tells his doctor, "I got it caught in my zipper."
Tumbler:
Peter Parker could not believe his good fortune. Usually he never got this far on a first date, with anything but stucco.
YibbleGuy:
o/` All in all you're just another dick in the brick in the wall .... o/`
Chebby:
Define:Catapult Fail.
nashtbrutusandshort:
"Tsk, the Wilsons really need to water their ficus more often."