Lanzman:
.oO "That guy from the Discovery Channel said he'd be right here." Oo.
Daleman:
OK, good. Now, face the waterfall, bend over on your paws... I mean hands on the ground and look at the camera.
Generik:
Still far more believable than any of the crap Limbaugh or Hannity have spouted for the past ten years.
BuckFifty:
Must be that new Robin Williams movie...
Agent_Moldy:
Bigfoot doesn't *want* to be almost as hairy as Robin Williams, but yeti is.
Suggs:
HE gets a song by Blue Oyster Cult, that EVERYONE knows, and what do I get? A bunch of hillbilly crap! Jerks!
cambria36:
"If you think my feet are big, you should see my turds."
jurassicpork:
The Creationism Museum in Kentucky unveils its newest exhibit that seeks to prove the fabled Missing Link is actually Robin Williams.
WEIRD_1:
Where are all the white women at?
Tumbler:
hmmmm APPLE ripe for picking. DAMN, Eve get there first. Me stuck with Koko's ugly sister. oh, me don't like red fruit. oh, it shiny & scary. oh, more banana. oooooh. CRAP!
keogh:
"Freakin' photographers everywhere, people encroaching on my habitat, no one seems...aw, great, now I'm turning to bronze."
UpSky2:
That "waterfall" thing is obviously fake - besides, I don't believe in those things nohow.
Geier:
Naked-Dr.-Zaius-mud-wrestling porn IS a rather...uhm, "specialized" taste, but "to each his own", I always say.
Seltaeb:
Dick Weber before he was shaved and civilized.
Steve_Reeves:
"Truckin'!
Got my chips cashed in!
Keep Truckin'
Like a Doo-dah man!
Together!
More or less in liiine!
Just keep Truckin'
Aw-aw-aw-on!"
InsideOutMan:
"Bigfoot take dump where he like. Bigfoot no care about your recreational activity."
scypha:
Coming soon to your nearest toy store... it's the life-sized Harry action figure from "Harry and the Hendersons!" Now with creepy realistic stalking action!
da_upstart:
o/` You been hit by... You been struck by, a Smooth Criminal o/`
*Starts moonwalking... *
Amon:
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you’ll be walking cross the floor
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you’ll be walking out the door
Racerex:
The Council of Elders went ape after they discovered that Dr. Zaius used up the last of their emergency fund to erect a 500-foot tall memorial to himself.
flavio:
I gotta hit the head. If the waitress comes by, order me a chardonnay will ya?
Beedo:
All right, who the Hell sent in the picture of me from the nudist colony?!
Daleman:
I vont to be lefvt alone!