Ace Rimmer:
Since Howard Stern went to satellite the fans that could not afford the subscription price have tried many wacky alternatives to getting the signal for free.
UpSky2:
Plan-Tenna. Used to listen for The Message, of the form: "Earth to moron: Come in, moron."
Racerex:
Hey, guys, check out my "Clark Gable" Halloween costume!
Generik:
Not many people remember that Ross Perot made his first million by designing innovative stereo headphones.
amycamus :
Turning now to our next exhibit in the Medieval Dungeon Museum of Torture, we find this device, still in use in modified form in some underdeveloped parts of the world today. Victims wearing this contraption were forced to lie down while boiling hot words of Rush Limbaugh were poured into their ears.
UnReality:
"British scientists today unveiled their incredibly lifelike Prince Charles-bot..."
jurassicpork:
Little has been made of Warren G. Harding's own NSA domestic surveillance program...
lil_amish:
Very funny, Republican Party, now put down the Obama Ears and get to work ruining health care for the people.
Lanzman:
He could see the drive-in just fine from his back yard, but Irving had to take extreme measures to hear the movie.
Amon:
It took a few generations of Borg before the implants were perfected.
BlueOnBlack:
Sarah Palin's office today released images of what to expect from President Obama's health plan for seniors' hearing aids...
Seltaeb:
Before the Fleshlight, there was the Anilingus Simulator.
WEIRD_1:
My doctor told me I need hearing aids.
My HMO got me these.
da_upstart:
Next on Pitchmen...
nashtbrutusandshort:
The first man to really appreciate just how much mice fart.
Steve_Reeves:
Dude...what?
Suggs:
The highs are awesome, the lows brilliant. Getting through airport security... wear fresh underpants.
flavio:
I just love your new ear cozys, Serge!
Agent_Moldy:
Prince Charles and Ross Perot just look at each other and laugh.
"Feh! Amateur."
"You said it, Chuck."
scypha:
Laugh if you want, but this device gets me over 500 high definition radio channels in 5.1 stereo! I can't move my neck worth a darn, but I got me some tunes!
cambria36:
Proving to his pet Schnauzer that there's "nothin' to it."