Racerex:
"Oh, yes, one day the world will run out of gasoline. And when that day comes, they will all come to me. To ME!! Hahahhhhhh!!"
Lanzman:
See? Put a pool in your back yard and every kid for twenty miles will be there moochin'.
Daleman:
For Rent:
Charming 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath, full eat in kitchen, dining area, office/den, lots of closet and storage space. Backyard designed for entertaining 772 friends. Walking distance to college. Transportation available. Must be seen to be appreciated. Background check required.
WEIRD_1:
At last...
The Green Bay bike thief has been found.
Generik:
So THIS is where all those naked chicks from the Queen album live!
Geier:
[Heavy sigh] The Neverland Ranch just isn't like it was in the old days...
keogh:
"I knew when I married you you were a serial killer who attacked cyclists, but stop dissolving the bodies in the damn pool."
Beedo:
Must . . . not . . . make . . . recycling joke! Damn.
jurassicpork:
The sequel to Vittorio De Sica's THE BICYCLE THIEF: A Spike Lee Joint.
Seltaeb:
Neverland 1.0
Loodvig:
Frank Lloyd Wrong's
Falling Home Price
InsideOutMan:
Baggs not checking the furnace.
Steve_Reeves:
Is it any wonder Mrs. Hubbard has 16 fridges in her basement completely filled with Sunny D?
da_upstart:
Todd was the taskmaster of Huffy Hell
Suggs:
Mom! Where's my bike?!?
scypha:
Hmmm... why are all the children's bicycles in Sherman Oaks, California at the Smith house? For the pool? The trampoline? The swing set? Nope! I could tell you, but then I would get banned from this website for life.
lil_amish:
It's Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Jennifer Aniston in a duel to the death!
Agent_Moldy:
What's the big deal? It's just daycare at Sturgis.
Zoogicub:
Yes, even the X Games had humble beginnings...
Tumbler:
"ummm... no Officers, them's are all mine. I likes to ride me a different whip each day of the year. Best be, if yo keep your cigarettes as far away from ma pool as yo can."
AAAron333:
Rear shot of John Wayne Gacy's home...and the neighbors were never suspicious???
Amon:
It takes a lot of children to satisfy a hungry Sarlacc Pit monster.
UnReality:
Keeping it wheel.
YibbleGuy:
Since 1969, Melanie Safka has showed her brand-new pair of rollerskates to 12,483 boys who rode their bicycle past her window last night.
flavio:
Where China parks its bikes at night.
ArchHallJr:
"Now exactly how would I know anything about missing children, officer?"