Daleman:
Welcome to the Liberace Museum.
Racerex:
Well, it's not exactly Graceland, but, in these difficult economic times, you really can't blame Elton John for opening his home to the public.
keogh:
DICK CHENEY IN 2012!!!!
Investigators searched for some indication of Professor Ridgely's alleged "inclinations," but finding nothing were forced to clear him with the Board of Regents.
Lanzman:
In the first *true* example of bipartisanship, Congress has hung up one dangling dick for each time they've fucked the country.
Amon:
No comments from the penis gallery!
bugwber:
Practical jokes at "The Johnson-Peter School for the Blind" are just plain mean.
Ace Rimmer:
[singing] If you're happy and you know it... errrr Hide the kids eyes.