CapMidnight:
"I'm sure you're wondering what the Nautilus is doing in these waters! I always get the navigational control mixed up with this Slushee machine! Cherry ok?"
Saltydog:
"Professor, must we take a piano to the center of the Earth?" "Of course, you idiot! What if we wish to dance? What then, eh?"
Saltydog:
"Now, I am incontinent." "These ARE the continents, sir." "Now, these are incontinent." "Sir, these ARE the continents." "My shoes are full of pee."
UnReality:
Be sure to visit beautiful downtown Dead Dog in a Bucket Park when visiting scenic Gastown.
UnReality:
And when visiting Gastown, be sure to take a walking tour of majestic Incontinent Leper Mountain.
HenryBemis:
But Ted, Tom Petty says we *don't* have to live like a refugee.
JoeAnthrax:
"So how are you such a good navigator?" "My breasts are magnetically polarized and always point due north. Every Warrior Princess's breasts do!"
animebabe:
Red sky in morning, sailors take warning. You see this shit, stay in bed!
Generik:
"If you lived here, you'd be stumbling all over your furniture and yelling 'Fuck!!' right now."
animebabe:
"You cheap bastard! Next time we go out, I want to ride IN the train!!"
bugwber:
"Okay, seen the purple mountain majesties... next!"
TGoodchild:
"C'mon down to Fiftiesville. For all your Fifties needs. And don't mind the '84 Corolla, that'll be gone when you get here."
MadSigntist:
"Well, I know it *seems* like a lot of safety gear, but these Knott's Berry Farms rides can get unpredictable."
cyoungdahl:
Cousin It was confused by Uncle Fester's proposal, but a honeymoon at Niagra Falls DID sound nice...
TEvilchild:
Sure, sure, it may not be quite as famous, but there are still plenty of tourists visiting the Great Chain Link Fence of China.
DavidVader:
Welcome to khaki land - the khakiest place on earth!