BuckFifty:
Tonight on Battle Pope... o/~ Who's the saintly religious figure who's a sex machine with all the chicks? POPE! Daaaamn right.. ~/o
BuckFifty:
Tonight on Battle Pope... "You confess your sins now or I'll 'our father' up and down your ASS!"
BuckFifty:
Battle Pope makes his move. "Confess foul temptress!" *woman confesses* *six days later* *Pope faints*
BuckFifty:
Battle Pope makes his move. "Hail Mary full of grace, pull down your pants and sit on my face."
BuckFifty:
Members of the Battle Pope's rogues gallery. "We're lesbians!"
BuckFifty:
"No Mister Battle Pope, I expect you to die..." *James Bond theme*
BuckFifty:
"Hi kids! Satan's Penis here to tell you about an exciting new cartoon on the Kid's WB... Battle Pope! *squirt squirt squirt* It's really that good!"
UnReality:
"They say that Battle Pope's one bad mutha--" "Shut yo mouth!" "Yes, Jehovah! Whatever you say, Jehovah! Please don't smite me, Jehovah!"
BuckFifty:
Battle Pope's band of Merry Men. (l to r) St. Michael. St. Peter. L'il John. (passed out on floor) Spanky.
Generik:
Battle Pope and the Christian Knights sing "Forgive Me..."
BuckFifty:
"...and I would have gotten away with it to if it weren't for you dang pesky kids and your Pope too!"
BuckFifty:
Tonight on Battle Pope... "Your soul better belong to Jesus, 'cause your ass belongs to me." *thump* *bap* *thock*
BuckFifty:
(offscreen) "It's a movie called "Battle Pope". The tagline could be "When he's not leading mass, he's out kicking ass..." "I like it.. Mechandising tie ins?