Saltydog:
"You ATE the suspect?" "I wuz hungry, Sarge!"
Proberman:
Yeah, that's right. It's just a soldering iron... a Soldering Iron of Justice!!!
cscott:
"...and so he accidentally spent 20 years in prison. When we found out we laughed and laughed... or, well, I laughed anyway..."
screaming_fist:
"Well, since you refuse to towel the oil off, I'm citing you for contempt, Mr. Simmons."
UnReality:
"Your Honor, these are my breasts. And, if it please the court, this is my ass."
Geier:
He wasn't known as "Justice's Belly" for nothing!
animebabe:
"Your Honor... my client not only has no church... he has no steeple... he has no hands, and has no people..."
Torghoul:
He's a cop! He's a cameraman! They're cops! ...except for the cameraman.
E_the_E:
"Think donut, be the donut."
UnReality:
Wyatt Twerp
144b:
I'm West. He's Wang. Were're cops!!!