HanoverF:
"Feh, you call that a banner, fucker doesn't even take up half the page... something you can still see when you close your eyes, thats a banner!"
Tunk:
"I'm an underpaid starving crack whore with the attention span of a Fruit gn... hey balloons! I'm Sci-Fi."
UnReality:
Sci-Fi Channel headquarters: here's where the magic happens, folks.
GotMilk:
Scifi has painstakenly spliced Not Interesting and Without Graphics, for your viewing pleasure.
Buffoon:
"Cute limerick!! How the hell did you get 'Sci-Fi' to rhyme with 'Nantucket'???"
KINGDINOSAUR:
"Some see the toilet as being half full. Others see it as being half empty. We see it as a source for original programming." The Sci-Fi Channel.
SpaceToast:
"I haven't had a good, shall we say 'Scifi' in years, so I'm not letting you viewers have one, either."
YibbleGuy:
"The Alien Who Stuck His Hand Up A Dead Shark's Ass." A Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie.
UnReality:
"I'm Kari Wuhrer and I have breasts. Sci-Fi me."
HanoverF:
Sci-fi, where we cross the streams all the time, just to fuck with Gozer.
UnReindeerality:
"In the fall of 1998, two robots and a temp worker disappeared in the Connecticut woods. A year later, their last movie was found."
Dairai:
"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?" "I'm on SciFi. Of course not..."
MetsLostZero:
"How do I look?" "Pathetic." "Ok, I'm ready for the SFC."
White_Shark:
A planet where GOOD SHOWS evolve from the SCI-Fi chanel!?!?!?
LiannaSky9:
Sad... the SFC had to resort to hypnosis to keep its viewers after MST3K was canceled.
DanZero:
Ah, behind the scenes at SFC HQ... where all the execs are blockheads...
TGoodchild:
"Sci-Fi prime: Thick, juicy cuts out of the heart of the Sci-Fi brisket."
UnReality:
"Well then you'd have a great job waiting in our programming department!"
animebabe:
"Ready?" "Almost... I need an 8 letter word that means :totally sucks ass:? Starts with an S... drawing a blank here..."