MadSigntist:
Well, then I guess it's okay for the whole family to drink from there. Out of the way, Rover.
Zonk:
When you absolutely positively have to be a Rhodes Scholar overnight.
trick_or_anime:
.oO Not even Calgon can get me out of this swill.
screaming_fist:
"Remember, we allow a five day grace period for loans but after that we get to disembowel you."
ArtMystery:
Just took some of that nighttime sneezing sniffling sell your soul to Satan for a pittance so you can get some rest medicine.
Generik:
"Wow, screwdrivers! You're the best soccer mom ever, mom!"
TGoodchild:
"C'mon down to Fiftiesville. For all your Fifties needs. And don't mind the '84 Corolla, that'll be gone when you get here."
UnReality:
"A picture so clear you'll forget it's not even a TV!"
animebabe:
"I'm sorry Timmy.. our prenuptial agreement clearly states that I get the half with the creme filling. Don't fuck with me boy..."
UnReality:
"Marijuana--it's not *just* for kids anymore!"
MadSigntist:
"Damn, first I can't find my baby, now, the garbage disposal is stuck on something. They really can whine, can't they?"
E_the_E:
"Please sign this petition to stop any caps referring toJohn Rhys Davies' sex life. It's one ugly you do not want to bump."
Scouty:
"Call us and hang up. We love that. We're the Glutton For Punishment Support Group. Love us, love us, love us!"
Generik:
Isn't that a Cyndi Lauper song?
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Gentlemen, NATO has selected as your target: The Hidden Valley, we hear they have a "secret" recipe...
Saltydog:
"Adultery in a tube! What an idea!"
UnReality:
"This is your brain on... on... oh damn, what was it again? Man, I have gotta stop snortin' heroin..."
NectarineScully:
Pizza full of enraged cabbies and streets covered in human waste... I can't WAIT to see the West Virginian!