AeonFlux:
"Weird thing is, *I* taste more like regular Dr. Pepper, too."
SpiffyGuy:
My God, it IS like a minty explosion in my mouth.
BloodFairy:
"Timmy, stop playing with your college fund!"
AeonFlux:
"Oh, so now future-boy needs a job, eh? What, all the flying cars and food pellets not enough, Elroy? Fuck off. We're goin' to lunch."
UnReality:
"The New York Times: All the news that fits beneath her dress."
UnReality:
"Subway: Imagine what we could do with real food!"
Generik:
"Let a man sit by your fire and he's warm for an evening. But douse him with gas and set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life." - M. Otis Beard
UnReindeerality:
"It's yellow!" "It glows!" "It slices through solid steel!" "It gave me a vasectomy, validated my parking and baked some muffins!" "Blueberry?" "Damn straight!"
UnReality:
"We don't know what it does, but it's minty! Hey, my legs just went numb! Oh well."
AeonFlux:
"...to mop up the blood. Takes a lot of toothbrushes, but it's worth it. That's why we're here."
fut:
"Janet, do you ever get that 'not so fresh feeling'?" "Do I? Just take a whiff."
UnReality:
"Introducing the new Calvin Klein fragrance, Zombie, for the chic braineater on the go."
DiscoBoy:
"No, I'm serious -- Cream of Someyounguy is *not* a flavor of International Coffees. We'll just have to celebrate the moments of our lives with something else."
AeonFlux:
"Make them poke you then giggle like a girl. Convicted felons LOVE that!"
Xtree:
Early frog-driven modems.
AeonFlux:
"And believe you me, you ain't lived 'til you've heard castratti do doowap!"
UnReindeerality:
"Your country was just annexed by Nazi Germany and half its population has been shipped off to the gulag or death camp? We've got a soup for that."
UnReindeerality:
"A headlight so powerful it will achieve nucler fusion in under twelve seconds. Eat that, Volvo!"