MadPants37:
Buy our paint or the world will drown in blood! Plus don't forget the 2 dollar rebate!
hobbies:
NEVER send credit card information without a secure form. Teddy Bears are know to shop compulsively.
BuckFifty:
Caution: Contents include midgets that have been starved and poked with pointy sticks for three days.
TGoodchild:
That's not exactly the most tasteful gravestone I've ever seen...
HRPuffenstuff:
Man. Cigarette advertisers are really getting pushy.
TGoodchild:
"Hey, hey, Johnny, help me out. I forgot. Which Wayans Brother am I, again?"
TGoodchild:
"Ya gonna watch Mad about You, and ya gonna like it; otherwise youse gonna find yourself wit'out kneecaps. Capiche?"
E_B_A:
"Wow! Even after floating upside down in the deepend of the pool for over six hours, my hair looks FABULOUS! Now if I could just remember my name..."
D_Idaho:
Friends don't let friends become mimes.
Unifier:
I go cuckoo for them, especially with Cocoa.
Klatuu:
Washing Hair. Changing Minds. Killing Innocents. Wait, scratch that first one.
YingYang:
Plutonium: It's Your Friend
UnReality:
No more beans for you, young man!
DiscoBoy:
"Copy of Grit, sir? It's America's family newspaper!"
UnReality:
"Because champagne's just too damn expensive sometimes."
Laserblast:
"Psst! Try Time Warner, she puts out on the first date!"
BuckFifty:
Listerine Lad and Bristle Boy bound off to fight the forces of evil, and gingevitis... "Brush, brush and away..."
NynaeveMP:
"Made by ELVES?! In a TREE?!! Just wait til the health inspector hears about THIS!"